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[solas_ion]

[This video is short and to the point, Lancer standing in front of a bed pretty much covered in eggs.]

...Saber. Where did all of these come from and what are we going to do with them?



[ooc: Egg claiming post if you signed up for Deerling/Ponyta here! Expect Saber to threadjack, she's the responsible one here. Lancer doesn't know what the hell.]

Comments

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

...That's...a lot of eggs.

[ex_cashcow493]

I did not think the first 'clutch' a Pokemon had could yield so many.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

I think I definitely missed something here.

forever action baby...

[ex_cashcow493]

I was wondering that myself. [ Have one hell of a cold stare. ] Do you know the danger your Pokemon put mine in?

[riastrad_ridire]

Wh--wait, why are you looking at me like that?! I had nothing to do with this!

[video]

[paladinlost]

...You let a compatible male and female alone together for more than half an hour, didn't you.

[Cecil judges. Cecil judges so hard. The hypocrite.]

[ex_cashcow493]

She is, was, is a baby! [ Saber's still so upset over this. ] An innocent maiden who could have been burnt away during this!

[video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Look, I can't keep an eye on them all the time!

[Video]

[autocratic]

[ Going to give all of this one long stare, and then...

Snort. Laugh. ]

Ahahaha, yes, indeed, the mating season has arrived!

[ex_cashcow493]

[ This isn't funny. ]

Lives were in danger to produce this clutch.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

SABER HELP, SABER'S GONNA KILL ME.

{Video}

[bamfsecretary]

I see you have discovered the joys of breeding, Lancer. May your Pokemon always be fruitful.

{Says the one who is surrounded by eggs in a hospital bed.}

[ex_cashcow493]

Do not encourage his poor behavior!

{Video}

[riastrad_ridire]

Saber'sgoingtokillme.

[video]

[combat_butler]

... ah.

You're handling that discovery way better than I did my first time.

[ex_cashcow493]

Handling it? He is blaming it on another.

[video]

[riastrad_ridire]

I've seen weirder.

[video]

[impulsives]

...

[...welp.]

Usually, you can just donate them to the Breeding Center.

...

Still, that's a lot of eggs.

[video]

[solas_ion]

We're in the Breeding Center.

[ex_cashcow493]

Is it not a good amount for her first batch? [ Saber's so proud. ] My precious Deerling is wonderful!

action;

[tarotcards]

[ Souji's just walking around the place, holding a plate of cupcakes that he made earlier today. When there's nothing really to do, he normally just bakes for the heck of it and he's going around the place to hand out a few to his awesome employees. So, he stops before knocking on Lancer's door. ]

Lancer-san, I've made some cupcakes. [ Just opening the door a tiny bit to poke his head inside. ] Do you want so--

[ ...jesus fucking christ, those eggs... ]

...

action;

[solas_ion]

....Yes, and don't look at me like that, I don't know.

[ video ]

[uuing]

Uu-...

[ blink blink. ]

Are those eggs all Saber's?! Saber has so many eggs, so many, uu-uu-!

[ video ]

[riastrad_ridire]

Sure looks like it, kid.

[video]

[darkenedgales]

Congrats on becoming a grandpa!

[Not that he has room to talk, having been through something similar once... but that won't stop him from making fun of it.]

[video]

[riastrad_ridire]

...Do you want me to set you on fire?

[video] /late

[broomwithaview]

[Uh.]

Are you...all right, over there?

[video] and an even later reply

[ex_cashcow493]

He will be fine. He acts as though he has never seen an egg before in his life. The man even has a child...