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[solas_ion]

[This video is short and to the point, Lancer standing in front of a bed pretty much covered in eggs.]

...Saber. Where did all of these come from and what are we going to do with them?



[ooc: Egg claiming post if you signed up for Deerling/Ponyta here! Expect Saber to threadjack, she's the responsible one here. Lancer doesn't know what the hell.]

Comments

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

...That's...a lot of eggs.

[ex_cashcow493]

I did not think the first 'clutch' a Pokemon had could yield so many.

[wontdieifkilled]

"Clutch?"

[ex_cashcow493]

What else should I refer to a batch of eggs as, Shirou?

[ Come on, cut her a break. She's still getting over the fact that Pokemon have eggs in the first place. ]

[wontdieifkilled]

Hey, don't look at me. I just didn't know the terminology. I'm a trainer, not a breeder.

[ex_cashcow493]

Oh...

Oh!

So you did not know what it meant. Ah, it is what we refer to eggs in my time.

[wontdieifkilled]

Okay, that answers that.

What kind of eggs are they?

[ex_cashcow493]

I strongly suspect them to be Ponyta and Deerling if their appearance is any indication.

[ Just going to nervously laugh at that. Please don't call her irresponsible, Shirou. ]

[wontdieifkilled]

You...don't know? Haven't you been keeping track of what your Pokémon are doing?

[ex_cashcow493]

I cannot approach my own Pokemon because... [ Glancing off the side. ] ... because Lancer's Rapidash attacks me anytime I approach.

[wontdieifkilled]

Then use its ball to call it back. Or send out a Water, Ground, or Rock-type.

[ex_cashcow493]

I do not feel up to being charged at by Lancer's irresponsible Pokemon just for taking away it's mate.

[wontdieifkilled]

That's why you exploit its weakness! It can't attack if it can't move.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

I think I definitely missed something here.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

I'm...not sure thinking about it is such a good idea.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

I wasn't really asking in the literal sense. More like 'when the hell did this happen and why are they all here'?

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Okay, then don't think too hard about it. Let's just...deal with it.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Yeah, you can say that! Saber won't be kicking your ass over this!

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

...Why would she do that? It's not like this was totally your fault. She needs to own up to her part, too.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

...you have no idea how women think, do you?

That'd be hilarious if I wasn't on the brink of death right now.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Wait a minute, what's that supposed to mean? It's not like Saber would shirk her responsibilities.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Oh no. Not at all. But see, when shit like this happens? It's never the woman's fault. In their twisted little minds, responsibility is with everyone else.

I, Shirou Emiya, am a dead man walking.

[Beat.]

More so than usual.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

But...but that isn't fair! Maybe I should have a talk with her about this. I might be able to make her realize she has to carry some of the blame!

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Kid, I stood up to an army without blinking, and I won't even engage in this fight.

...Gods have mercy on your soul if you do.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

What's that supposed to mean? I have the level advantage, and she still considers me her Master.

...And I can withhold my cooking as a last resort.