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☘ 022; [video]

[This video is short and to the point, Lancer standing in front of a bed pretty much covered in eggs.]

...Saber. Where did all of these come from and what are we going to do with them?

[ooc: Egg claiming post if you signed up for Deerling/Ponyta here! Expect Saber to threadjack, she's the responsible one here. Lancer doesn't know what the hell.]

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Wait a minute, what's that supposed to mean? It's not like Saber would shirk her responsibilities.

Oh no. Not at all. But see, when shit like this happens? It's never the woman's fault. In their twisted little minds, responsibility is with everyone else.

I, Shirou Emiya, am a dead man walking.

[Beat.]

More so than usual.

But...but that isn't fair! Maybe I should have a talk with her about this. I might be able to make her realize she has to carry some of the blame!

Kid, I stood up to an army without blinking, and I won't even engage in this fight.

...Gods have mercy on your soul if you do.

What's that supposed to mean? I have the level advantage, and she still considers me her Master.

...And I can withhold my cooking as a last resort.

....

goddamned luck ranking...

Eh? Did you say something?

Nothing important.

So what exactly do you suggest I do here?

Look for homes for the eggs. And keep the two Pokémon separated.

I meant more to the effect of 'how do I get out of this without getting my ass kicked by a tiny pissed off blonde'.

I just said I'd talk to her, didn't I?

Fine, but don't come cryin' to me when she bites your head off.

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