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[solas_ion]

[This video is short and to the point, Lancer standing in front of a bed pretty much covered in eggs.]

...Saber. Where did all of these come from and what are we going to do with them?



[ooc: Egg claiming post if you signed up for Deerling/Ponyta here! Expect Saber to threadjack, she's the responsible one here. Lancer doesn't know what the hell.]

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

Oh...

Oh!

So you did not know what it meant. Ah, it is what we refer to eggs in my time.

[wontdieifkilled]

Okay, that answers that.

What kind of eggs are they?

[ex_cashcow493]

I strongly suspect them to be Ponyta and Deerling if their appearance is any indication.

[ Just going to nervously laugh at that. Please don't call her irresponsible, Shirou. ]

[wontdieifkilled]

You...don't know? Haven't you been keeping track of what your Pokémon are doing?

[ex_cashcow493]

I cannot approach my own Pokemon because... [ Glancing off the side. ] ... because Lancer's Rapidash attacks me anytime I approach.

[wontdieifkilled]

Then use its ball to call it back. Or send out a Water, Ground, or Rock-type.

[ex_cashcow493]

I do not feel up to being charged at by Lancer's irresponsible Pokemon just for taking away it's mate.

[wontdieifkilled]

That's why you exploit its weakness! It can't attack if it can't move.

[ex_cashcow493]

I suppose a little bit of water to cool them both off would not harm them any. Viviane does enjoy splashing others...

[wontdieifkilled]

Anyway, if you need a hand getting those eggs to owners, I'll take one. I bet Sakura would like one, too.

[ex_cashcow493]

Ah, that is right. I should try to focus on passing the children out to good trainers. After all, I severely doubt these two are capable of raising their own children...

[wontdieifkilled]

You should keep them separated anyway. And be more responsible with where they are.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Yeah, about that separation thing. Pretty sure Saber's level 55 water Pokemon doesn't stand a chance. Although there is always Caliburn... ]

Right, so shall I send two of these eggs to you? [ Just going to smile innocently. ] I think it sweet of you two to raise baby Pokemon together. Will such behavior not make Rin envious?

[wontdieifkilled]

[Whoa, whoa, hey. Don't turn this around. Shirou still needs to talk to you about not making Lancer take all of the blame.]

Hey, hey, hey, it's totally innocent! I just thought, since she thought it was cute and all...and she probably wouldn't speak up for one herself...

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Women are crazy manipulative, Shirou. Even if Saber was a "man" most of her life, she did pick up a few behavioral traits from Rise and the others... ]

True, that does seem like something Sakura would fail to say. I still think it wise you get a gift for Rin as well or else you will certainly earn her ire. Might I recommend the Breeding Centre's nice selection?

[ She's also one hell of a business woman now. ]

[wontdieifkilled]

Hey, hold on, now you're just trying to get money out of me! Is this the way you treat your Masters now?

[ex_cashcow493]

If you fail to acquire a special egg for Rin, she will certainly be angry with you. I am simply just giving you advice to prevent hardships later on.

[wontdieifkilled]

You do realize that I have a Ditto, right?

[ex_cashcow493]

No, I did not know that. Do you think it would be more trouble to breed something yourself though?

[wontdieifkilled]

I think it would mean more to her if I went to the trouble to do it just for her.

[ex_cashcow493]

Mm, you are right Shirou. I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.

Shall I send these eggs to you?

[wontdieifkilled]

Yeah. Go right ahead.

[ex_cashcow493]

Expect them soon, Shirou.

Is there anything else I could do for you? I have a man I need to go scold for this after all.

[wontdieifkilled]

Yeah. Lancer shouldn't have to shoulder all of the blame for this, because it isn't entirely his fault.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ r u kidding me ]

Shirou, choose your next words carefully for you are treading on a dangerous path.