☘ 022; [video]

[solas_ion]

[This video is short and to the point, Lancer standing in front of a bed pretty much covered in eggs.]

...Saber. Where did all of these come from and what are we going to do with them?



[ooc: Egg claiming post if you signed up for Deerling/Ponyta here! Expect Saber to threadjack, she's the responsible one here. Lancer doesn't know what the hell.]

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

She is, was, is a baby! [ Saber's still so upset over this. ] An innocent maiden who could have been burnt away during this!

[paladinlost]

[Burnt away?]

...What do the parents' species happen to be?

[ex_cashcow493]

Rapidash. [ Obviously. Saber struggles to say the next bit. ] And a, um, ah, Deerling.

[paladinlost]

Deerling?

[Looking that one up right now.]

...You let a part Grass-type breed with a Fire-type?

[ex_cashcow493]

I gave them no permission to commit such an act! This is all Lancer's doing!

[paladinlost]

I believe that would be the Rapidash and the Deerling's doing, if we must blame anyone.

[ex_cashcow493]

Like Pokemon, like trainer! That is all this is!

[paladinlost]

...Ah, that would mean that your Pokémon have learned romance from the two of you?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ ... ]

W-W-W-What!? I would never--!! Not with--!! No--!!

[paladinlost]

[That reaction. Erm.]

I suppose not. In that case, perhaps that Rapidash also learned his behavior from an outside source?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ HER TRUE LOVE WILL FOREVER BE FOOD MERLIN ALRIGHT. ]

I was commenting on his trainer's inability to keep his hands to himself.

[paladinlost]

[...Merlin covered in chocolate?]

Yet I doubt he'd be overly familiar with a being from another species.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ brb best visual ever... ]

He might. Do you not know Lancer?

[paladinlost]

[Surely a good part of Johto's female population would agree.]

...Not from that particular angle, no.

[ex_cashcow493]

He tends to prefer female company. A lot of female company.

[paladinlost]

Is he discerning about it, at least?

[ex_cashcow493]

It would be rude of me to tarnish his reputation just by speaking the truth, so I think I will opt out of commenting further.

[paladinlost]

...I see. Most of the flirts I know have... reasonably high standards.

[ex_cashcow493]

Let me just say that Lancer certainly does not.

[paladinlost]

Yet surely he would not have encouraged this?

[ex_cashcow493]

He more than likely would have if only to trick me.

[paladinlost]

...I do believe he knows better than that.

[If only because he looks genuinely alarmed.]

[ex_cashcow493]

You believe that?

[paladinlost]

He does sounds rather unhappy with the situation.

[ex_cashcow493]

... Unhappy that his Pokemon has bred with my own? Does he mean to insult me then?