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[solas_ion]

[This video is short and to the point, Lancer standing in front of a bed pretty much covered in eggs.]

...Saber. Where did all of these come from and what are we going to do with them?



[ooc: Egg claiming post if you signed up for Deerling/Ponyta here! Expect Saber to threadjack, she's the responsible one here. Lancer doesn't know what the hell.]

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

Coward.

[riastrad_ridire]

...What.

[ex_cashcow493]

You are a coward. Not only do you insult me, but you are refusing to give me the opportunity to prove otherwise.

[riastrad_ridire]

Take that back.

You don't want me flirting with you just to prove a point.

[ex_cashcow493]

I am not your type, remember?

[riastrad_ridire]

You called me a coward. What am I supposed to say to that?

[ex_cashcow493]

Sometimes it is better to accept your fate than try to deny it, Lancer.

[riastrad_ridire]

I'm not a coward.

[And you know how he's gonna prove it?]

[Enjoy your surprise kiss, Saber.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Enjoy the not-so-surprising-punch-in-the-stomach. ]

T-T-That is not a flirt!

[riastrad_ridire]

[OW oh wait she's tiny.]

It counts.

[ex_cashcow493]

N-Not if I am anything but charmed by your actions!

[riastrad_ridire]

Eh, you wouldn't be the first.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Wiping her mouth on her sleeve... ]

You should warn a lady next time before you do that.

[riastrad_ridire]

Maybe next time.

[ex_cashcow493]

Next time?

[ Just going to circle around him huffily. ]

I am a taken woman, Lancer.

[riastrad_ridire]

Relax, I was just kidding.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Now she's just going to look back at the ring on her finger with a depressing smile forming. ]

Ah, I know.

[riastrad_ridire]

... [SUBJECT CHANGE]

So I guess we'll have to sell all these eggs or something.

[ex_cashcow493]

Yes, yes we will... It seems strange to give away her entire first clutch, but I am in no way able to care for a baby Pokemon right now.

[ Glancing away now. Someone's guilty of something. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

...hm? Something wrong, Saber?

[ex_cashcow493]

I... may have provoked the man responsible for the recent attacks against Johto into sending someone to fight me. So that I may defeat them on my own and find this man.

[riastrad_ridire]

...Say what.

[ex_cashcow493]

And I may have told him I had a sword.

[riastrad_ridire]

Why.

[You moron, Saber.]

[ex_cashcow493]

Because a weapon is something a man like that would want.

And I have the only one in Johto in his eyes. [ It's that simple in her eyes. She doesn't grasp that that this self-sacrifice is dangerous, no, she just views it as a knight doing their duty no matter what. ] So long as I hold that advantage, they will seek me out.