☘ 022; [video]

[solas_ion]

[This video is short and to the point, Lancer standing in front of a bed pretty much covered in eggs.]

...Saber. Where did all of these come from and what are we going to do with them?



[ooc: Egg claiming post if you signed up for Deerling/Ponyta here! Expect Saber to threadjack, she's the responsible one here. Lancer doesn't know what the hell.]

Comments

[riastrad_ridire]

Don't be stupid. You're just not my type.

[ex_cashcow493]

Is it because of my premature body!? [ Dying on the inside. ] I am more of a woman than any of the ones you have ever been with, Lancer!

[riastrad_ridire]

...Ironically enough, I was gonna say 'you're too nice' before you started screaming at me.

[ex_cashcow493]

Too nice? I am anything but.

[riastrad_ridire]

Compared to the women I'm used to, you really are.

But hey, keep that up and I might just fall for you.

[ex_cashcow493]

Why would you fall? You do not seem to be the type that is clumsy.

[riastrad_ridire]

[brb laughing]

It's an expression, Saber. I meant if you keep being pushy I might end up falling in love with you. Better be careful.

[ex_cashcow493]

What good is love if you are pushed into it, Lancer?

[riastrad_ridire]

...Wow, you are completely resistant to flirting.

[ex_cashcow493]

That is anything but true! Merlin was able to flirt with me easily!

[ He had to work really hard at it. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

Guess I'll just have to try harder, then.

[ex_cashcow493]

Come now, try your best. I assure you I am not immune to flirting!

[riastrad_ridire]

Nope. It's more fun when you don't expect it.

[ex_cashcow493]

Coward.

[riastrad_ridire]

...What.

[ex_cashcow493]

You are a coward. Not only do you insult me, but you are refusing to give me the opportunity to prove otherwise.

[riastrad_ridire]

Take that back.

You don't want me flirting with you just to prove a point.

[ex_cashcow493]

I am not your type, remember?

[riastrad_ridire]

You called me a coward. What am I supposed to say to that?

[ex_cashcow493]

Sometimes it is better to accept your fate than try to deny it, Lancer.

[riastrad_ridire]

I'm not a coward.

[And you know how he's gonna prove it?]

[Enjoy your surprise kiss, Saber.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Enjoy the not-so-surprising-punch-in-the-stomach. ]

T-T-That is not a flirt!

[riastrad_ridire]

[OW oh wait she's tiny.]

It counts.

[ex_cashcow493]

N-Not if I am anything but charmed by your actions!

[riastrad_ridire]

Eh, you wouldn't be the first.