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[solas_ion]

[This video is short and to the point, Lancer standing in front of a bed pretty much covered in eggs.]

...Saber. Where did all of these come from and what are we going to do with them?



[ooc: Egg claiming post if you signed up for Deerling/Ponyta here! Expect Saber to threadjack, she's the responsible one here. Lancer doesn't know what the hell.]

Comments

[riastrad_ridire]

Guess not.

[Sigh. He'll just be crossing the room to yonder inventory and rummanging through it, don't mind him.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ That leaves her to look over the eggs. ]

One... two... [ And then she trails off. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

...'Three' comes after that last I checked, Saber.

[Ah, here we go. A clean and decidedly not burned shirt. Lancer took off the charred remains of the one he was wearing without much thought, having every intention to change into it. Nothing unusual about that, except for the blatantly obvious scars on his chest and back from impaling himself with a lance. Nothin' to see here.]

How many we stuck with?

[ex_cashcow493]

I know tha---!! [ In mid-turn to scowl at him for offending her ability to count, she catches glance of a shirtless Lancer. ] L-Lancer??

[riastrad_ridire]

Hm?

[He paused in what he was doing to look over his shoulder, honestly confused.]

What?

[ex_cashcow493]

Do y-you have any manners? Changing in front of a maiden like this... it is so uncouth!

[riastrad_ridire]

It's just a shirt, what's the big deal?

[ex_cashcow493]

If I took off my shirt, it would be a big deal!

[riastrad_ridire]

Not half as much as you think...

So what's the problem? You got a thing against scars or are you just allergic to me all of a sudden?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ They've grown a little in Johto alright??? ]

No, it is just... You are here without a shirt on and we are in your bedroom... [ And let's face it, two Pokemon may have already gotten it on in here so the atmosphere is perfect. ] It is just... just... Six eggs! There are six eggs here!

[riastrad_ridire]

[He shrugged, putting the less burned shirt on without much thought.]

I am capable of keeping my hands off women if I damn well want to, never mind what the legends say.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Wait a second, that sounds vaguely like an insult. ]

Are you saying I am not worthy of such a thing!?

[riastrad_ridire]

Don't be stupid. You're just not my type.

[ex_cashcow493]

Is it because of my premature body!? [ Dying on the inside. ] I am more of a woman than any of the ones you have ever been with, Lancer!

[riastrad_ridire]

...Ironically enough, I was gonna say 'you're too nice' before you started screaming at me.

[ex_cashcow493]

Too nice? I am anything but.

[riastrad_ridire]

Compared to the women I'm used to, you really are.

But hey, keep that up and I might just fall for you.

[ex_cashcow493]

Why would you fall? You do not seem to be the type that is clumsy.

[riastrad_ridire]

[brb laughing]

It's an expression, Saber. I meant if you keep being pushy I might end up falling in love with you. Better be careful.

[ex_cashcow493]

What good is love if you are pushed into it, Lancer?

[riastrad_ridire]

...Wow, you are completely resistant to flirting.

[ex_cashcow493]

That is anything but true! Merlin was able to flirt with me easily!

[ He had to work really hard at it. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

Guess I'll just have to try harder, then.

[ex_cashcow493]

Come now, try your best. I assure you I am not immune to flirting!

[riastrad_ridire]

Nope. It's more fun when you don't expect it.