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[solas_ion]

[This video is short and to the point, Lancer standing in front of a bed pretty much covered in eggs.]

...Saber. Where did all of these come from and what are we going to do with them?



[ooc: Egg claiming post if you signed up for Deerling/Ponyta here! Expect Saber to threadjack, she's the responsible one here. Lancer doesn't know what the hell.]

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Just... going to walk over to the window and pull back the drapes.

Oh look, there's the two at fault just outside. ]

1/2

[riastrad_ridire]

[FU--]

[riastrad_ridire]

...Hey, there he is.

[ex_cashcow493]

Yes, there he is. Did you know he spit fire at me for approaching my own Pokemon?

[ Just going to hold up her bandaged hands. ]

A lot of fire.

[riastrad_ridire]

You could've said something earlier instead of getting yourself barbecued.

[lancer this is not how you deal with unhappy women don't you ever learn]

[ex_cashcow493]

Very well.

I challenge you to test your luck against the pair.

[ No, no he does not. ]

1/2

[riastrad_ridire]

Fine, he'll listen to me.

[HMPH. Walking right out to give his own Rapidash what for...]

[riastrad_ridire]

[RAPIDASH used FIRE BLAST!]

[FINAL DEAD LANCER]




...ow.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ She would sip in victory if she could hold a mug. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

[Just gonna....drag himself back inside now.]

[ex_cashcow493]

That went better than I thought it would in all honesty.

[riastrad_ridire]

THIS ISN'T MY FAULT--ow. Ow, that hurts.

[ex_cashcow493]

No, it is not. I suppose you have my blessing to have your Rapidash breed with my lovely Llamrai.

[ She's not even mad, bro. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

You don't even know he started it!

[ex_cashcow493]

Are you accusing my Pokemon of actively seeking out your Pokemon to mate?

[ Careful Lancer. This may be just how you die. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

Is that what you're accusing mine of?

[ex_cashcow493]

I only speak the truth when it comes to your own.

[riastrad_ridire]

You don't know that for a fact.

[ex_cashcow493]

Please view it logically. A Pokemon that is a little under two months old seeking out an adult to produce eggs with? Does that not seem a little strange to you?

[riastrad_ridire]

Hey, you don't know what happened and neither do I.

[ex_cashcow493]

Lancer, I will duel you right now for Llamrai's honor if you imply otherwise!

[riastrad_ridire]

I'm just sayin', maybe it isn't all Dub Sainglend's fault.

[ex_cashcow493]

We are taking this outside!

[riastrad_ridire]

You're overreacting.

[ex_cashcow493]

My baby should have not lost her innocence so soon!