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Hey, Johto. Kanto. Wherever the hell we are, I dunno at this point.

[Oh sweet jesus he's drunk again.]

I don't--don't get it. How come she can just...just...well look at her!

['Her' being Saber. Who is simply sitting in front of several empty glasses with her usual completely calm look on her face.]

You are being ridiculous, Lancer. Is your country not famed for being able to hold their own in a contest of drinking? How shameful for them to be represented by such a spectacle.

Hey. Hey. Don' talk shit about Ireland. I'll fight all three a' you an' win.

There is only one of me.

Now that ain't true and y'know it. What about...uh...whassername. The other one in the red with the really nice rack.

Lancer, you are making a fool out of yourself.

No, really, have you seen her? Could prolly balance a damned bottle on those things.

And you believe that I could not?!

Whatever, whatever, I was sayin' something wasn't I? Oh yeah. Hey Johto or wherever th' hell we are. How come...how come she's like...half my size an' not even drunk yet. Does...does she store it all in that one little bit a' hair stickin' out of her head? Seriously, I think it's alive. It keeps movin' like it's alive or somethin'. If it is I bet it's just there t' make her look taller. Needs all the help she can get.

Cease with this slander--!

[That blue blur is a Saber diving to tackle Lancer and get the Pokegear away from him, and Lancer holding it out of her reach with his free hand on her head to hold her back.]

[Just another day in Goldenrod, folks.]

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...Elders.

[Dammit, girl, you look fifteen. You expect Shirou to take that statement seriously coming from you?]

Yes. Have you any idea how old I am? How old he is?

Why should that make a difference? It doesn't mean I can't look at a person and tell how drunk they are.

I am not drunk.

Yet.

The man challenged me to a drinking contest. It would be rude to decline.

That depends. Why did he challenge you?

... That is an excellent question. I do not think he had a reason behind it.

Then what was the point? There's not much point in a challenge if there's nothing to gain.

One does not decline a challenge for that reason.

[ It's a honor thing. ]

As far as I can tell, there was no reason to accept, either.

You would have me decline a challenge against my honor?

What kind of honor would you gain by accepting?

None, but it would damage my own by refusing.

Why? If you behave like that, it will just let people take advantage of you.

As if I would permit such foolery!

Then how would you prevent it?

By accepting all challenges before me and triumphing over my opponents.

[ Fine, she might be a tad bit tipsy. It's easier to keep the stoic look whenever she's ignoring Lancer. ]

Do you really think you can win at everything you're challenged to?

Yes.

[ COME AT HER WITH YOUR BEST, BRO. ]

I shall win at everything in your name, Master.

[ And that's the alcohol. ]

...Uh.

[Suddenly, Shirou is reminded of his first date with Rin.]

Are you sure the alcohol hasn't affected you at all?

Fairly sure.

[ She'll give him a sheepish grin just for good measure. ]

Shirou, Shirou. You know what would be fun to do? Ride around on my dragonspawn's back.

...Uh. What brought that on?

I just thought it would be a lot of fun. You could hold onto my waist as I guide him around!

...Well...I guess I could do that with you.

[He's pretty sure by this point that she is tipsy, but he's not saying that out loud.]

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