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Hey, Johto. Kanto. Wherever the hell we are, I dunno at this point.

[Oh sweet jesus he's drunk again.]

I don't--don't get it. How come she can just...just...well look at her!

['Her' being Saber. Who is simply sitting in front of several empty glasses with her usual completely calm look on her face.]

You are being ridiculous, Lancer. Is your country not famed for being able to hold their own in a contest of drinking? How shameful for them to be represented by such a spectacle.

Hey. Hey. Don' talk shit about Ireland. I'll fight all three a' you an' win.

There is only one of me.

Now that ain't true and y'know it. What about...uh...whassername. The other one in the red with the really nice rack.

Lancer, you are making a fool out of yourself.

No, really, have you seen her? Could prolly balance a damned bottle on those things.

And you believe that I could not?!

Whatever, whatever, I was sayin' something wasn't I? Oh yeah. Hey Johto or wherever th' hell we are. How come...how come she's like...half my size an' not even drunk yet. Does...does she store it all in that one little bit a' hair stickin' out of her head? Seriously, I think it's alive. It keeps movin' like it's alive or somethin'. If it is I bet it's just there t' make her look taller. Needs all the help she can get.

Cease with this slander--!

[That blue blur is a Saber diving to tackle Lancer and get the Pokegear away from him, and Lancer holding it out of her reach with his free hand on her head to hold her back.]

[Just another day in Goldenrod, folks.]

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You won't be able to.

I will. I will knock it out and you will cry that I bested your Pokemon.

And how do you plan to knock out a steel bird?

[One that's named after Saber's famous sword, no less.]

With my fists.

You'll only hurt yourself.

Will not!

See, now you're acting like a child. You need to go to bed.

See, now you're acting like a child. You need to go to bed.

[ Yup. ]

Keep it up and I'll stick a pacifier in your mouth.

Keep it up and I'll stick a pacifier in your mouth.

[ Nyaaah. ]

That's it, I'm going home.

That's it, I'm going ho---wait a second. Are you trying to deceive me?

OKAY! You said you're going home, so it's time to go home.

I did not fully complete the statement, therefore I am going ho.

Ho..

Ah! Like Sandy Claws you see, yes? He says HO HO HO--[ And yes, she did just bellow that out as jolly as can be. ]--therefore, I am going to be like Sandy Claws.

Now have you been naughty or have you been nice, Shirou?

[Shirou doesn't respond. Instead, he just facepalms.]

Someone is failing to answer the question! I shall buy the next round in your name, Shirou! That should make up for any naughty behavior you have engaged in.

No! You are not having any more to drink and you are going home and going straight to bed.

But Shiiiirou.

No buts. Now go.

[ And with the grace of a king she stands up...

... and falls flat on her face. ]

Saber? Are you all right?!

Ow.

Yes, I am well.

I'm coming down to pick you up. Stay where you are.

[ Just gonna nod and curl up on the floor. ]

Shirou... could you bring me a hamburger too?

Huh? It's a little late for that...

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