☘ 027; [anon text for saber/action]

[solas_ion]

[anon text; locked to Saber]

Meet me outside the Pokemon Center in one hour. I'll make sure your expectations for today don't go to waste.

[action]

[A little while later, Lancer would be sitting on the roof of the Celadon Pokemon Center, mostly out of sight. Lying next to him was a fishing rod, and on the end of the line was a box wrapped in blue and tied with a silver ribbon.]

[All he had to do now was wait for the right person to walk by.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Wow, it's like someone thought this through and everything... ]

Uathach? [ That dialect sounds familiar, but instead she's going to place the box gently down. Withdrawing the Pokeball, she'll hold it up. ] Willow, at my side.

[ Lifting her head, the Absol will just look at her trainer in disbelief before getting up to plop down next to her. With that, she'll free whatever Pokemon is contained within... ]

[riastrad_ridire]

[And it would be a DESTROYER OF SOULS, the RUINER OF WORLDS.]

[THE DARK LORD OF ALL...]



[...A Clefairy.]

[She yawned out of boredom more than anything else, giving Saber a look about as disinterested as a small pink fluffball could be.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ The noise Saber makes at seeing her can't be described as human. Only cute. ]

Hello Uathach! [ Upon seeing that no one else was around, Saber lowered her guard to be a bit more affectionate. Smiles and everything. ] My name is Arturia.

[riastrad_ridire]

[Have you ever seen a Clefairy puff itself up and cross its arms as if asking 'so why the fuck should I care?']

[Now you have.]

[Of course, given that it's a tiny pink puff, this only serves to look like cute irriation rather than the rage of a hellspawn.]

[Lancer, meanwhile, is considering throwing something at her if she doesn't cooperate.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ This only results in Saber reaching out towards her for a hug... ]

[riastrad_ridire]

[AGH NO HUGS WHY AM I CURSED WITH TINY ARMS THAT CAN'T PUNCH]

sadly food icons are the only ones that come close to resembling this moment

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Because so cute that's why... ]

Ah, you are so soft and adorable. [ Is that a bit of a squeal? ]

we all know saber's one true love

[riastrad_ridire]

'Fairy, clefairy!

['MY VENGEANCE WILL BE SWIFT! I WILL HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THIS EARTH AND GREET THEIR PLEAS FOR MERCY WITH INDIFFERENCE']

she sees her as a marshmellow or something

[ex_cashcow493]

I love you too! [ Just... gonna roll around with her in her arms now.






Meanwhile the Absol is just going to watch the scene with A Look. ]

saber no don't eat stormageddon the clefairy...

[riastrad_ridire]

[Lancer will just be quietly facepalming. This plan worked far too well.]

she will consume her hate....

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Cute Pokemon and food are the way to her heart. How did he not pick up on this? ]

and then we'll be dealing with alter...

[riastrad_ridire]

[DULY NOTED.]

Looks like you made a new friend, huh?

[Lancer decided to announce his presence by jumping down with the fishing rod against his shoulder.]

hey that evolution comes with a free upgrade to the boobs

[ex_cashcow493]

L-Lancer?! [ Suddenly as pale as a ghost. ]













Y-Yes, I did.

...true

[riastrad_ridire]

What, are you embarrassed or somethin'?

She needs all the help she can get...

[ex_cashcow493]

No... not quite. [ Tugging the Clefairy close to hide her face in her fluff. ] S-Sorry, I just thought I was alone and...

yes. yes she does.

[riastrad_ridire]

[CURSE THIS TINY BODY AND ITS COMPLETE LACK OF LEGS WITH WHICH TO KICK YOU]

Don't worry about it. But hey, I guess I was right after all, wasn't I?

Someday those scales will go away

[ex_cashcow493]

[ This cute huggable tiny body! ]

Mm, I suppose that you were. Although a part of me wonders if you did this just to prove yourself right...

[riastrad_ridire]

That? Nah, I did that because she's been drivin' me crazy and I thought you might be able to keep her under control.

[ex_cashcow493]

Driving you crazy how?

[ Pulling away from the Clefairy to stare her down. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

Don't let appearances fool you. She's a hell of a lot more difficult than she looks.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ ... ]

Lancer, if you do not want her, I will happily have her. But saying those things where she can hear...

[riastrad_ridire]

I like to think I'm an honest guy, don't you agree? I'm not gonna sugarcoat things when being direct is easier.

[And that might be why she's glaring daggers right now. BITCH I AM A LADY.]

[ex_cashcow493]

She does seem upset that you are teasing her in this manner...

[ Poor girl. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

[Shrug.]

I'd call it a fair warning for you more than teasing her.

[ex_cashcow493]

Hm, then I accept this challenge. [ Letting go of her, she moves to her feet fully. ]

Is this about the time I admit I was a fool?