☘ 027; [anon text for saber/action]

[solas_ion]

[anon text; locked to Saber]

Meet me outside the Pokemon Center in one hour. I'll make sure your expectations for today don't go to waste.

[action]

[A little while later, Lancer would be sitting on the roof of the Celadon Pokemon Center, mostly out of sight. Lying next to him was a fishing rod, and on the end of the line was a box wrapped in blue and tied with a silver ribbon.]

[All he had to do now was wait for the right person to walk by.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ What an interesting message. While a part of her wonders if this is another trap by that Cobra fellow, she can't help the childish instinct to go check it out. So she does.

At least she's not alone. Walking alongside her is one Absol who notices Lancer way before her trainer does, looking up in his direction with a curious look herself. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

[He flashed the Absol a grin, silently hoping Ireland's master of hounds could convince this one to stay quiet for a few minutes.]

[Keeping himself fairly hidden, Lancer dropped the carefully wrapped box over the edge of the roof, dangling it in front of Saber a few feet off the ground.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ It takes her by surprise as she leaps back, holding up her arms in a defensive stance. It must be quite the sight since the Absol is just curling up on the ground to watch the scene instead of providing aid to her trainer. ]

What... what is this?!

[riastrad_ridire]

[It's a floating box, Saber.]

[Obviously.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Shit, this is like Gaia Online! ]

Oh, it is a box! [ Grabby hands... ]

[riastrad_ridire]

[Only better. Because there's a Pokeball inside.]

[Sure won't find that shit on Gaia.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ You were saying? ]

Aha! [ Opening up the box, she'll look down at the Pokeball with a weird look. ] Huh? Did someone lose their Pokemon?

[riastrad_ridire]

[OH GODDAMMIT GAIA]

[Under the Pokeball is a short note in some possibly-familiar handwriting:]

Her name is Uathach. She's a temperamental little thing, so I think she's probably better off with someone a hell of a lot more patient than me.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Wow, it's like someone thought this through and everything... ]

Uathach? [ That dialect sounds familiar, but instead she's going to place the box gently down. Withdrawing the Pokeball, she'll hold it up. ] Willow, at my side.

[ Lifting her head, the Absol will just look at her trainer in disbelief before getting up to plop down next to her. With that, she'll free whatever Pokemon is contained within... ]

[riastrad_ridire]

[And it would be a DESTROYER OF SOULS, the RUINER OF WORLDS.]

[THE DARK LORD OF ALL...]



[...A Clefairy.]

[She yawned out of boredom more than anything else, giving Saber a look about as disinterested as a small pink fluffball could be.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ The noise Saber makes at seeing her can't be described as human. Only cute. ]

Hello Uathach! [ Upon seeing that no one else was around, Saber lowered her guard to be a bit more affectionate. Smiles and everything. ] My name is Arturia.

[riastrad_ridire]

[Have you ever seen a Clefairy puff itself up and cross its arms as if asking 'so why the fuck should I care?']

[Now you have.]

[Of course, given that it's a tiny pink puff, this only serves to look like cute irriation rather than the rage of a hellspawn.]

[Lancer, meanwhile, is considering throwing something at her if she doesn't cooperate.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ This only results in Saber reaching out towards her for a hug... ]

[riastrad_ridire]

[AGH NO HUGS WHY AM I CURSED WITH TINY ARMS THAT CAN'T PUNCH]

sadly food icons are the only ones that come close to resembling this moment

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Because so cute that's why... ]

Ah, you are so soft and adorable. [ Is that a bit of a squeal? ]

we all know saber's one true love

[riastrad_ridire]

'Fairy, clefairy!

['MY VENGEANCE WILL BE SWIFT! I WILL HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THIS EARTH AND GREET THEIR PLEAS FOR MERCY WITH INDIFFERENCE']

she sees her as a marshmellow or something

[ex_cashcow493]

I love you too! [ Just... gonna roll around with her in her arms now.






Meanwhile the Absol is just going to watch the scene with A Look. ]

saber no don't eat stormageddon the clefairy...

[riastrad_ridire]

[Lancer will just be quietly facepalming. This plan worked far too well.]

she will consume her hate....

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Cute Pokemon and food are the way to her heart. How did he not pick up on this? ]

and then we'll be dealing with alter...

[riastrad_ridire]

[DULY NOTED.]

Looks like you made a new friend, huh?

[Lancer decided to announce his presence by jumping down with the fishing rod against his shoulder.]

hey that evolution comes with a free upgrade to the boobs

[ex_cashcow493]

L-Lancer?! [ Suddenly as pale as a ghost. ]













Y-Yes, I did.

...true

[riastrad_ridire]

What, are you embarrassed or somethin'?

She needs all the help she can get...

[ex_cashcow493]

No... not quite. [ Tugging the Clefairy close to hide her face in her fluff. ] S-Sorry, I just thought I was alone and...

yes. yes she does.

[riastrad_ridire]

[CURSE THIS TINY BODY AND ITS COMPLETE LACK OF LEGS WITH WHICH TO KICK YOU]

Don't worry about it. But hey, I guess I was right after all, wasn't I?

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

[It just so happens that Shirou is walking toward the Pokémon Center. He doesn't seem to notice Lancer, though.

So, how much resistance does he have to a prime trolling opportunity?]