☘ 023; [video]

[solas_ion]

[Woah, that sure was a chaotic video feed. The quick flashes of the sky, ground, buildings, and a Venomoth's wings seemed to suggest the Pokegear had been tossed through the air before being caught by said Pokemon. Strange, really.]

[Until you see the blur of blue-haired Lancer in an offensively loud shirt being tossed out after it and landing on the ground with a thud. Or was that a 'crack'?]

So I take it...that's a no on the date...? Oh shit I think she broke something. Goddamned Jumpluff...

[Yes, Cu Chulainn just got physically thrown out of a window in the Celadon Gym by a cotton-waving fluffball.]

[The pride of Ulster, ladies and gentlemen.]

Comments

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

H-hey, I'm just answering your question!

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Nobody said you had to answer it so damn well.

Ow. Goddammit, Fragarach, you couldn't have ignored the damn camera for two seconds?

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Well, now what?

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Now? Now I am going to calmly drag myself home, attempt to repair my pride, and figure out what to do now that I've apparently been banned from the gym altogether.

But mostly, I'm going to hope my spine is still in one piece rather than the five it feels like.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

...Uh, maybe you should call the emergency line?

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Nope. Way too stubborn for that shit.

...Wait, do we even have one of those?

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

There's nothing dishonorable about calling the emergency number.

Of course there is! It's even in the phone directory.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

I've seen worse than this. Sort of.

...huh, really? Well, learn somethin' new every day--except in this case, throw that on top of 'don't mess with the girl in the kimono'.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

But were you a full human then?

...Duly noted.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Don't remind me, kid. If I wasn't stuck in this stupid body I'd probably have broken the pavement or some shit.

As it is, I need a couple minutes. And a drink.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Drinking after an injury?

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.

My people invented painkillers in the form of this magical thing called 'alcohol'.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

But isn't alcohol a depressant? Those are supposed to magnify whatever you're feeling.

[At least he's been paying attention in health class.]

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Hey, now you're gettin' into specifics. I never said it actively stopped somebody feeling pain.

But drink enough of it and you won't even give a shit if you're missing a couple limbs.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

...I think I'd rather take my chances with morphine.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Fine, take the boring solution.