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[solas_ion]

[Woah, that sure was a chaotic video feed. The quick flashes of the sky, ground, buildings, and a Venomoth's wings seemed to suggest the Pokegear had been tossed through the air before being caught by said Pokemon. Strange, really.]

[Until you see the blur of blue-haired Lancer in an offensively loud shirt being tossed out after it and landing on the ground with a thud. Or was that a 'crack'?]

So I take it...that's a no on the date...? Oh shit I think she broke something. Goddamned Jumpluff...

[Yes, Cu Chulainn just got physically thrown out of a window in the Celadon Gym by a cotton-waving fluffball.]

[The pride of Ulster, ladies and gentlemen.]

Comments

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[kyoukashotennis]

[That... sounded bad.]

Hey, are you alright?

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[wontdieifkilled]

...Did you try to proposition a violent girl or something?

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[su6tlecoruscate]

Nice.

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[paladinlost]

...Did you bring her flowers?

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[ex_cashcow493]

Do you make it a habit to ask every girl you come across out on a date?

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[bamfsecretary]

You might want to get that looked at.

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[when_turks_fly]

Woah, hey! Are you alright, sir? That didn't sound good.

[ Because potential injuries trump the silent question of, 'Did you deserve that and what did you do to deserve it or not deserve it? Geez, that sounded like a bone breaking, too. ]

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[bakaitoukid]

I don't think any nos are louder than that one.

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[riastrad_ridire]

Fine. Yep. Just fine.

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[riastrad_ridire]

No.






I tried to proposition the Gym Leader.

I suspect I made a mistake.

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[riastrad_ridire]

Didn't land on my head, at least.

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[riastrad_ridire]

Have you seen this place? She's got plenty of flowers.

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[wontdieifkilled]

...You suspect?

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[riastrad_ridire]

Have I asked you out yet?

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[riastrad_ridire]

Seen worse.


Probably.

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[riastrad_ridire]

Nope. Fine. Probably fine.


Pretty sure I've lived through worse.

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[riastrad_ridire]

No shit, Sherlock.


...Is that how the saying goes? Sorry, I'm a little scrambled at the moment. Head trauma kinda does that.

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[riastrad_ridire]

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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[wontdieifkilled]

How is asking a gym leader out on a date ever a good idea?

[He hasn't forgotten Whitney.]

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[riastrad_ridire]

She seemed a lot less likely to obsessively brush my hair.

...And she was cute.

So what about that looks like a bad idea?

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[ex_cashcow493]

No, you have not.

[ WAIT A SECOND!! ]

Why have you failed to do so, Lancer!?

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[riastrad_ridire]

Oh you have got to be fucking with me.

Saber? Kind of preoccupied with some possibly broken bones right now, can it wait?

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[ex_cashcow493]

There are no excuses for your behavior!

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[riastrad_ridire]

Oh come on, are you kidding me?!

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[wontdieifkilled]

She might be taken. Or she might not be interested in men. Or she might have to deal with that every time a guy challenges her. Or--