☘ 023; [video]

[solas_ion]

[Woah, that sure was a chaotic video feed. The quick flashes of the sky, ground, buildings, and a Venomoth's wings seemed to suggest the Pokegear had been tossed through the air before being caught by said Pokemon. Strange, really.]

[Until you see the blur of blue-haired Lancer in an offensively loud shirt being tossed out after it and landing on the ground with a thud. Or was that a 'crack'?]

So I take it...that's a no on the date...? Oh shit I think she broke something. Goddamned Jumpluff...

[Yes, Cu Chulainn just got physically thrown out of a window in the Celadon Gym by a cotton-waving fluffball.]

[The pride of Ulster, ladies and gentlemen.]

Comments

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

I've seen worse than this. Sort of.

...huh, really? Well, learn somethin' new every day--except in this case, throw that on top of 'don't mess with the girl in the kimono'.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

But were you a full human then?

...Duly noted.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Don't remind me, kid. If I wasn't stuck in this stupid body I'd probably have broken the pavement or some shit.

As it is, I need a couple minutes. And a drink.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Drinking after an injury?

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.

My people invented painkillers in the form of this magical thing called 'alcohol'.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

But isn't alcohol a depressant? Those are supposed to magnify whatever you're feeling.

[At least he's been paying attention in health class.]

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Hey, now you're gettin' into specifics. I never said it actively stopped somebody feeling pain.

But drink enough of it and you won't even give a shit if you're missing a couple limbs.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

...I think I'd rather take my chances with morphine.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Fine, take the boring solution.