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[solas_ion]

[early morning; Goldenrod Pokemon Center]

Guys, I got this weird feeling. Kind of like I can sense something behind me, but every time I look there's nothing there. Needless to say, something doesn't feel quite right here.

[If one was to look very carefully, they might see a Smoochum hiding behind the PC in the background.]

[mid-morning; Goldenrod Department Store]

[Lancer turns on the video again, seeming even more suspicious than before.]

Look, if someone wants a fight with me, they can come out and say so. Whoever's following me around, knock that shit off.

[And in the background, half-hidden behind a shelf? An incognito Smoochum in too-large sunglasses and a fedora.]

[afternoon; breeding center]

Okay, seriously! I'm tired of this, whoever the hell's stalking me you've been at it for hours! I swear if it's Whitney again I'm getting the hell out of this city.

[Does anyone else see the Smoochum slooooowly advancing on him like ninja cat? Lancer doesn't, because at that particular moment the egg he's been carrying with him decides to start shaking and cracking.]

[His attention diverted, the stalking Smoochum sees her opportunity. Closer and closer and closer...]

[Only to be intercepted by an Audino dropping down from yonder tree and engaging in an ineffective slapfight with Lancer's mysterious stalker. Meanwhile the clueless trainer himself has gone from holding an egg to holding the cutest damned thing ever.]

I swear this place gets weirder the longer I'm here.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Lots.. of somebodies.

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[solas_ion]

I'm on my way back now. Give me about five minutes.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Thank you, Lancer.

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[solas_ion]

Don't worry about it. I'll be right there.

[And when he does eventually show up, thanks to hijinks he arrives trying to separate an Audino and Smoochum.]

[And being tailed by a little derpdragon that keeps bumping into things.]

Yo. You happen to lose your little friend here?

action forever and alwaaaaaaaaaaays

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Just going to ignore the two of them to walk around to look at the derpdragon. The one with hair that reminds her too much of another person.

Sure hope said derpdragon doesn't mind Saber dropping to her knees to hug it. ]

[solas_ion]

...Saber?

[Awwwww, baby derpdragon likes hugs.]

[ex_cashcow493]

It reminds me.. of...

[ Just going to nestle her face against it's neck. Leave her be, Lancer. ]

[solas_ion]

...

[Audino would just give you a sad face, Saber. While Smoochum ruins the moment by trying to attach herself to Lancer's face.]

[ex_cashcow493]

S-Sorry!

[ Realizing just how stupid she was behaving, she'll pull away from the new addition to Lancer's party to look over the other two. ]

.. where did that one come from? [ And Smoochum why? That prat of a daddy would not approve of your life choices, missy. ]

[solas_ion]

It's fine.

[awwww but hugs :C]

This one's been following me around for a few days. Looks like yours tried to pick a fight with her.

[ex_cashcow493]

Mine would not do that. She is rather naive and innocent. Are you certain it was not the stranger one that is picking a fight with her?

[ Don't you dare call me a bad parent, Lancer, I will wreck your shit so fast you might think this is Fate route. ]

[solas_ion]

I think the stranger one here is the one that keeps trying to glue itself to my face.

[ex_cashcow493]

I think you strike her fancy. Is that really so strange? I thought you the type who enjoyed female company immensely.

...

You have not overstepped your boundaries with my baby Pokemon, have you?

[solas_ion]

...Are you insane?!

[ex_cashcow493]

It was a simple question.

One you have refused to answer outright. That sounds suspicious.

[solas_ion]

Of course I haven't!

[ex_cashcow493]

If you consider it even once, I shall slay you for your perverted ways!

[solas_ion]

Are you out of your mind?!

[ex_cashcow493]

I have had a bit of a rough week, but surely nothing that would question my sanity has come up!

[solas_ion]

I'm questioning it!

[ex_cashcow493]

What is the matter with you?

[solas_ion]

Nothing's wrong with me, you're the one implying ridiculous things!

[ex_cashcow493]

Am I..? I just thought with her attachment.. maybe she just prefers the company of male trainers over female.

[solas_ion]

Can you please just get her to leave me alone?

[ex_cashcow493]

I cannot get in the way of love.