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[solas_ion]

[early morning; Goldenrod Pokemon Center]

Guys, I got this weird feeling. Kind of like I can sense something behind me, but every time I look there's nothing there. Needless to say, something doesn't feel quite right here.

[If one was to look very carefully, they might see a Smoochum hiding behind the PC in the background.]

[mid-morning; Goldenrod Department Store]

[Lancer turns on the video again, seeming even more suspicious than before.]

Look, if someone wants a fight with me, they can come out and say so. Whoever's following me around, knock that shit off.

[And in the background, half-hidden behind a shelf? An incognito Smoochum in too-large sunglasses and a fedora.]

[afternoon; breeding center]

Okay, seriously! I'm tired of this, whoever the hell's stalking me you've been at it for hours! I swear if it's Whitney again I'm getting the hell out of this city.

[Does anyone else see the Smoochum slooooowly advancing on him like ninja cat? Lancer doesn't, because at that particular moment the egg he's been carrying with him decides to start shaking and cracking.]

[His attention diverted, the stalking Smoochum sees her opportunity. Closer and closer and closer...]

[Only to be intercepted by an Audino dropping down from yonder tree and engaging in an ineffective slapfight with Lancer's mysterious stalker. Meanwhile the clueless trainer himself has gone from holding an egg to holding the cutest damned thing ever.]

I swear this place gets weirder the longer I'm here.

Comments

[solas_ion]

Right, because expecting a guy known for not backing down to actually back down is...completely logical?

Guess her name's Guinevere then.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Twitch. ]

You cannot do that! She hardly looks like a Guinevere!

[solas_ion]

And you think she looks like Emer? Please.

[ex_cashcow493]

She is pretty lovely, is she not?

[ Call Saber's pokebabby ugly and she will cut you. ]

[solas_ion]

My wife was a hell of a lot better looking.

[ex_cashcow493]

... Emer.

[ With a soft smile. ]

Are you ready to show Guinevere and her trainer just how lovely you are?

[ SABER IS GONNA KICK YO ASS, LANCER. WITH POKEBABBY. ]

[solas_ion]

...Kick her ass, Guinevere.

[This here is an Audino jumping to her feet to defend her love's honor.]

[ex_cashcow493]

Defeat her, Emer, and I will give you the key to Lancer's hotel room.

[ Emer is SO READY TO RAID HER TRUE LOVE'S ROOM.
Also to kick an Audino's big booty.

Thus began the most pathetic displays of girly slap fighting?? ]

[solas_ion]

[It's pretty much this, but with slapping.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ This is really kind of pathetic to watch as a trainer... ]

[solas_ion]

[The general consensus seems to be that this is embarrassing all around.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Well, if he didn't act like a five year old... ]

[solas_ion]

[GUUUURL YOU STARTED IT]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ She's also finishing it by walking around to punch him in the shoulder. ]

Moron.. [ Saber has attained the aggro of at least one of the cute things now. ]

[solas_ion]

I should be the one saying that.

[Lightly poking her in the forehead. Meanwhile Guinevere has completely forgotten she was supposed to be fighting Emer and intead flails in Saber's direction, puffing up like an indignant pink pufferfish.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Wait a second.

Why are they both flailing towards her... ]

Ah! [ This was Not Good. ] Ladies.

[ ]

[solas_ion]

...wow, they look pissed.

[ex_cashcow493]

This is unfair.

[solas_ion]

What're you complaining about, you're not the one they're obsessed with.

[ex_cashcow493]

I think they intend to strike me down.

[solas_ion]

Saber, they're tiny round pink things. You'll be fine.

[ex_cashcow493]

Right. I do not fear anything, least of all them.

[ Emer is just going to use a move against Saber.

It is super effective.

Saber is now confused?? ]