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[In Cherrygrove and on the network today, there is something not quite normal.]

[Lancer in armor? Eh, not so weird. but Lancer in armor holding a spear rather than a fishing pole? That was unusual. And those of you in the area that are sensitive to magic and the like? All signs point to there being an individual very far above the level of humans standing where Lancer is right about now.

Yo.

[A smirk spread across his face, the kind worn by one with absolute confidence.]

So who wants to take me on and see if they can live through it? Come on, let's hear it--I've waited this long for a decent sparring match, don't keep me waiting longer!

[The smirk turned to a grin, excitement written all over his face.]

Who in Johto wants to fight Cu Chulainn at full strength?!

[As the humans of this era say: COME AT ME BRO.]

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Good, good. I'd think nothing less of a Heroic Spirit like you.

Yes, it was at the temple. I wasn't exactly awake for it, but I heard from Shirou how things were. I almost can't believe what went on on my doorstep.

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Of course.

...yeah, I'd imagine that would suck. 'Surprise, there's a corrupted Holy Grail in your backyard.'

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I don't like magi at all. Shirou is the only good one as far as I'm concerned. [Very, very grudgingly:] Tohsaka could be worse.

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Rin really isn't all that bad.

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Archer and Shirou think so, obviously.

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Can't imagine why.

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They're weak to the charms of women.

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[they sure as hell ain't the only ones]

Is that what you'd call it? Maybe they just find her easier to deal with than most people do.

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[Shut up, Lancer.]

That would explain why they keep dating her, yes. [Mumble, grumble.] I wouldn't mind if I didn't happen to like them and want to see them safe from her.

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Safe from her? What do you think she's going to do?

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[Mouth opens. Closes. Opens again, closes.] There is no way this conversation can end well, or in a way that doesn't make me look like a hopeless, possessive ex, so I am changing the subject and will not speak of Tohsaka for any reason.

What Pokemon do you have?