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[solas_ion]

[In Cherrygrove and on the network today, there is something not quite normal.]

[Lancer in armor? Eh, not so weird. but Lancer in armor holding a spear rather than a fishing pole? That was unusual. And those of you in the area that are sensitive to magic and the like? All signs point to there being an individual very far above the level of humans standing where Lancer is right about now.

Yo.

[A smirk spread across his face, the kind worn by one with absolute confidence.]

So who wants to take me on and see if they can live through it? Come on, let's hear it--I've waited this long for a decent sparring match, don't keep me waiting longer!

[The smirk turned to a grin, excitement written all over his face.]

Who in Johto wants to fight Cu Chulainn at full strength?!

[As the humans of this era say: COME AT ME BRO.]

Comments

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

...Cool armor.

[Says the kid leaning on a giant robot.]

switching for two seconds because. this icon.

[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

Of course it i-

...the hell is that thing?

[Action]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'll pass.

[Issei, in contrast, was not an imposing figure, especially in the traditional robes of a monk. He leaned against a nearby building, a respectful (and hopefully safe, although with Lancer's speed that doesn't say much) distance away from the Servant.]

Lancer, isn't it? I didn't expect to see you in a place like this.

[Action]

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

Shame, really. I've been waiting ages for a chance like this.

...Do I know you?

[Video]

[heavens-failure.livejournal.com]

I'd like to make up for last time, but it's kind of hard to fight you when you're wherever you are and I'm in - [Shirouko peers at a nearby sign.] Ecruteak. Can it wait?

[Video]

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

Last time? Sorry, don't think I ever fought a little girl before.

[worstchoiceever.livejournal.com]

[See Archer. See Archer have a collar. See Archer have a silver collar and not be amused.

You know why?

I don't think we'd need to tell you. Though he's stuck in this body, if you look close enough, it's him.]

Sorry. Wish I could, but playing around can wait.

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

You're never any fun, kid.

...What's up with the collar?

[attention span, lancer has none.]

action.

[caliburnt.livejournal.com]

[ Are you sure you want this (http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu265/leaderofrouge/Render/SaberAlter6.png) coming at you, dawg? ]

I cannot turn down a challenge.

action.

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

[holy WHAT.]

...Saber?

also never sorry for this

[anklegandr.livejournal.com]

Quit talking on that stupid thing and let's play, Lancer. You're a horrible babysitter if you're just going to neglect me to show off your toys. Kirei will be so disappointed in you.

f-ffffff

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

Wait, wh-

[...tiny Rin oh god why so cute]

MORE ACTION THAN YOU CAN HANDLE

[three-geasa.livejournal.com]

Faither.

[Look who had his plaid and Celtic armor back, along with his lance, sling and sword? If you guessed this kid, you're right!]

[Though 'armor' was a generous way of putting it, since he was shirtless, wearing a long kilt, and the only protective thing on him was a wide belt of thick, heavy leather.]

I ken tha' we are lang overdae a real fight.

[Oh, and he's blue again.]

ALL OF THE ACTION

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

...I was thinking exactly the same thing, Connla.

[Oh shit, it was ON now.]

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

I don't know where I am. But I think I have just found a worthy opponent.

[A huge figure stares Lancer down, and draws a saw-toothed sword that begins to roar as the chainblades spin.]

Have at you then, Cu Chulainn.

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

Who the hell are--

...wait, I don't care, you look like you'll give me a pretty good fight.

[Video]

[alternative-end.livejournal.com]

[Oh hi, I bet Lancer is really confused by this point. Especially since this Shirou is dressed like an all too familiar priest. And that expression on his face...]

...Lancer, do you really believe it's a good idea to be spouting such arrogance? Too much pride can lead to one's downfall.

[Video]

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

...

[Yep, definitely confused.]

I don't exactly see much of a problem with it.

action

[usedbabylon.livejournal.com]

[Sup Lancer, guess who's back with the prideful smirk. And armed back with his treasury.]

Feeling lucky today, Lancer?

action

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

Actually? Yeah, I kind of am for a change.

[action]

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but I think I'll pass.

[action]

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

...That had better actually be you this time, kid.

[video]

[sharkfoodbound.livejournal.com]

Oh you are on!!!

[ He's currently in Goldenrod, sure, but never mind that. There's a Suicune in his pokéball and that can definitely run fast enough to get him to Cherrygrove and back pretty quickly. ]

[video]

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

What are you waiting for, then, get the hell over here!

[Action] Best be hopin' bro

[maighstir.livejournal.com]

Now if only you use that head of yours to think of something besides fighting.

[Oh hey its... Rin?]

[Action] awwww snap

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

Give me a break, Rin. You should have seen this comi--

....Wait, when did you get here? And why do you look older?

[something is Not Quite Right here.]