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[In Cherrygrove and on the network today, there is something not quite normal.]

[Lancer in armor? Eh, not so weird. but Lancer in armor holding a spear rather than a fishing pole? That was unusual. And those of you in the area that are sensitive to magic and the like? All signs point to there being an individual very far above the level of humans standing where Lancer is right about now.

Yo.

[A smirk spread across his face, the kind worn by one with absolute confidence.]

So who wants to take me on and see if they can live through it? Come on, let's hear it--I've waited this long for a decent sparring match, don't keep me waiting longer!

[The smirk turned to a grin, excitement written all over his face.]

Who in Johto wants to fight Cu Chulainn at full strength?!

[As the humans of this era say: COME AT ME BRO.]

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...Cool armor.

[Says the kid leaning on a giant robot.]

Of course it i-

...the hell is that thing?

...That? That would be my weapon from back home.

I'll pass.

[Issei, in contrast, was not an imposing figure, especially in the traditional robes of a monk. He leaned against a nearby building, a respectful (and hopefully safe, although with Lancer's speed that doesn't say much) distance away from the Servant.]

Lancer, isn't it? I didn't expect to see you in a place like this.

I'd like to make up for last time, but it's kind of hard to fight you when you're wherever you are and I'm in - [Shirouko peers at a nearby sign.] Ecruteak. Can it wait?

Shame, really. I've been waiting ages for a chance like this.

...Do I know you?

Servants aren't usually called to do battle with small animals?

Not really, but I've heard about you. Issei Ryudo; I live in Fuyuki.

Last time? Sorry, don't think I ever fought a little girl before.

I figured that.

What is it?

Not ordinarily, far as I know.

...You must have lived at the temple then, right?

I hate it when people say that. Now I really have to beat you. If I tell you that I'm Emiya Shirou, will I have to explain about the body? It's getting kind of old.

...wait, you're saying that-

Consider it a branching out of your talents.

That's right - my father is the head monk. I appreciate the temple not being destroyed in that idiotic war, which is amazing considering where the Grail was summoned.

[....what.]

[Sure, he could kind of see a resemblance if he looked carefully, but WHAT.]

[Sorry, Shirouko.]

[You're getting laughed at.]

S-seriously?!

I'm serious! It isn't even that funny.

I've been getting by well enough here.

Was it at the temple? Kotomine seemed to think it would be, but I was out of the war a while before the Grail was summoned.

[See Archer. See Archer have a collar. See Archer have a silver collar and not be amused.

You know why?

I don't think we'd need to tell you. Though he's stuck in this body, if you look close enough, it's him.]

Sorry. Wish I could, but playing around can wait.

Good, good. I'd think nothing less of a Heroic Spirit like you.

Yes, it was at the temple. I wasn't exactly awake for it, but I heard from Shirou how things were. I almost can't believe what went on on my doorstep.

Y-your hair is pink and you look like you're twelve, how is that not funny?!

You're never any fun, kid.

...What's up with the collar?

[attention span, lancer has none.]

...

The Destiny Gundam, a top-of-the line giant robot that can kill most normal humans in one shot.

Of course.

...yeah, I'd imagine that would suck. 'Surprise, there's a corrupted Holy Grail in your backyard.'

...Let me rephrase the question.

What's a robot?

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