solas_ion: (that we could not win)
Lancer || Cu Chulainn ([personal profile] solas_ion) wrote2016-03-19 06:58 pm

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Hey. You.

[Leaning his head on one hand with a bored look on his face, Lancer pointed lazily at the Pokegear's camera with the other.]

Yeah, you. If you're listening to this, I wanna hear about what kinda legends and stories your world has. I'm bored out of my damn mind and could use somethin' interesting to talk about.
captainash: (thinking)

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[personal profile] captainash 2016-03-20 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
...Do unpleasant history lessons count as legend and stories, if they're old enough? Or would that just worsen your boredom?
captainash: (confident)

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[personal profile] captainash 2016-03-20 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, then.

[He clears his throat exaggeratedly, like some sort of old professor.]

A long, long time ago, by which I mean about two hundred years ago, the Earth was becoming too polluted and running out of natural resources. People both on the planet and in the colonies were suffering, for the first time since the Colony Wars. The Earth Federation had to do something, anything, to reduce the burden humanity caused, or else billions would have died.

So, of course, they decided to colonize Mars.

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baremyfangs: (◁ try to have fun in the meantime)

[personal profile] baremyfangs 2016-03-20 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you can handle stories from my world.

Well, one of 'em anyway.
baremyfangs: (◁ I can't see the stars anymore)

[personal profile] baremyfangs 2016-03-20 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I don't wanna be responsible for you havin' nightmares, now.

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aufsassig: or go shopping. shopping is also an option (TAUNT ★ get in loser let's kill people)

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[personal profile] aufsassig 2016-03-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
You ever hear the one about the poor bastard who went looking for a godfather for his kid?
aufsassig: obligatory natural redhead speculation goes here (HUMOR ★ or maybe i'm born with it)

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[personal profile] aufsassig 2016-03-20 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
So there's this asshole and he's got a shitload of kids, right? Like a dozen kids. Just kids coming out his ears, I guess, so don't ask me why he kept having more, but hell, he did.

So up pops the thirteenth kid and he needs a godfather for him, so he picks up the kid and goes out onto the street looking because I dunno, apparently that's what you do when you're the lead guy in a story like this.

So wouldn't you know it, there's God on the road, because that makes sense, and He offers to be this kid's godfather, but the kid's dad goes, "Not a chance, You give to the rich and let the poor starve, so I don't want You as this kid's godfather".

Bet you can't see where this is going.

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lieutenantantichrist: (I'm there like I always been)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-03-20 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know about legends, but I know plenty of stories. Like this one, it happened to the cousin of a guy I know while she was on vacation in Tijuana. You know, just going around, drinking overpriced margaritas, going to the beach, doing the whole tourist thing.

This was back in the day when you could do that without getting shot in the head by the drug cartels.
lieutenantantichrist: (I haven't even walked in the place yet)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-03-23 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake is gesturing at the screen, getting into his story now.]

So while she's shopping, she sees this cute little stray dog. It follows her around, and it's all shaggy and scrawny so she feels sorry for it and feeds it little pieces of tortilla until it's her best friend. Then every day she's there, it meets her and follows her around. She loves the little guy, and when the vacation's over, she's gotta bring it back home.
charcoalfeather: (I uh...)

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[personal profile] charcoalfeather 2016-03-20 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Me?

[Yes, her.]

Well, uh, there is a legend about the creation of the world I could talk about?
charcoalfeather: (The crows?)

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[personal profile] charcoalfeather 2016-03-25 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. [He pauses a bit.] I guess... it's been a while since I heard the story, but, I'm sure I can remember some of it!

[She clears her throat.] ...In the beginning of the world, there was nothing but a dark mist, called the nothingness. And then, god appeared. By being there, he brought light into the nothingness.

[It's not everyday she's recited this story.] When god... took into his hand the halo glowing over his head, and held it high, it became the sun. God waved his staff, and ripped the nothingness into two, one half forming the sky, and the other making the land. However his hand wasn't straight, thus creating mountains and valleys. god said 'it was a mistake, but it's just as well'.

When god drew pictures on the land, grass and trees grew, and birds and animals came to life. god then created creatures that looked almost like himself, but he was concerned that they were too similar. So he colored their wings charcoal grey, and made holes in their halos. He named them 'Haibane' and then tucked them away in his mind. After that, god started over and made human beings that didn't have wings or halos, and this time, he was satisfied with his creation. Completely content, god...

God, despite his omnipotence, fell asleep. The Haibane, who were destined to be erased, were able to escaped from his mind. When god awoke, they Haibane were already floating in the sky. However, ever tolerant of mistakes, even his own, god decided to let the charcoal feathers and their tiny world be. so that is why the town of Glie is still floating somewhere today. Somewhere that is neither on the land, nor the sea.
invigorating: (TEASE ☆ playtime is never over)

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[personal profile] invigorating 2016-03-20 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah, I practically am a legend! I'm a manakete. Most people think we're a myth!

[...that sure did explain a lot, didn't it.]

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topiaries: (8C)

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[Edward certainly can't ignore being PERSONALLY ADDRESSED.]

Megs told me people thought I was a legend for a long time.

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in4apounding: (pic#9972111)

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[personal profile] in4apounding 2016-03-22 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know many stories like that from home, but there was the story of the seasons and the maidens.

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[personal profile] islandsky 2016-03-23 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Do you mean a local one or one that turned out to be true?

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pipers_son: (bestia-domitor) (He threw a pool chair off of an)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2016-03-23 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, mostly I know fairy tales. Y'know, things kids enjoy, even if they're darker than sin sometimes.

[Fairy tales, what the fuck even]

Acceptable?

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