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Lancer || Cu Chulainn ([personal profile] solas_ion) wrote2016-03-19 06:58 pm
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Hey. You.

[Leaning his head on one hand with a bored look on his face, Lancer pointed lazily at the Pokegear's camera with the other.]

Yeah, you. If you're listening to this, I wanna hear about what kinda legends and stories your world has. I'm bored out of my damn mind and could use somethin' interesting to talk about.
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solas_ion: (for our condition is evil)

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[personal profile] solas_ion 2016-03-20 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[he'll pretend he has the faintest idea what that is, okay]

Sure, whatever. So then what, the kid just grows up with death literally in the family or what?
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[personal profile] aufsassig 2016-03-20 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, it's even better than that. The kid grows up to be a doctor, because I sure as hell want Death's surrogate kid telling me I need my tonsils out.

But anyway, Death says that because he's a decent guy and he wants his kid to make it big in life, he'll help the kid become a great doctor and gives him some plant that just cures everything, apparently. But he says okay, here's how this works, when you're treating somebody, I'll show up and stand either at their head or their feet, and if I'm at their head, give 'em the plant and they'll recover, but if I'm at their feet, then they're just fucked and you have to tell everybody that no doctor in the world's gonna be able to save them.

So that's the schtick, and for a while it's great, right up until it isn't so great anymore.
solas_ion: (like a diamond in the rough)

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[personal profile] solas_ion 2016-03-20 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, sure. I'm guessing there's some crazy reason for it he ain't letting on about until later, right? Otherwise it'd just be 'surprise you can fix everything with a plant' and death'd be out of a job.
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[personal profile] aufsassig 2016-03-20 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
No, get this, the kid decides to call Death's bluff. He's going along doing fine, doling out his yeas and nays, and then one day the king gets sick. Kid shows up, there's Death by his feet, and the kid's like, "shit, man, if I save this guy then the king of a whole land's gonna owe me a favor, this is too good to pass up."

So he picks up this sick bastard's entire body and flips him around a hundred and eighty degrees, so now Death's at his head instead of his feet, and he shoves the plant in the king's mouth and wham-bang-boom, he's cured.

What the hell, right?
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[personal profile] solas_ion 2016-03-20 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Comin' from a guy that's basically pissed off death before--yeah, pretty sure that might not have been a good call.

Lemme guess. The king turns into a horrible tyrant and burns the kid's hometown to the ground. Somethin' stupid like that.
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