solas_ion: (that we could not win)
Lancer || Cu Chulainn ([personal profile] solas_ion) wrote2016-03-19 06:58 pm

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Hey. You.

[Leaning his head on one hand with a bored look on his face, Lancer pointed lazily at the Pokegear's camera with the other.]

Yeah, you. If you're listening to this, I wanna hear about what kinda legends and stories your world has. I'm bored out of my damn mind and could use somethin' interesting to talk about.
aufsassig: or go shopping. shopping is also an option (TAUNT ★ get in loser let's kill people)

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[personal profile] aufsassig 2016-03-20 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
No, get this, the kid decides to call Death's bluff. He's going along doing fine, doling out his yeas and nays, and then one day the king gets sick. Kid shows up, there's Death by his feet, and the kid's like, "shit, man, if I save this guy then the king of a whole land's gonna owe me a favor, this is too good to pass up."

So he picks up this sick bastard's entire body and flips him around a hundred and eighty degrees, so now Death's at his head instead of his feet, and he shoves the plant in the king's mouth and wham-bang-boom, he's cured.

What the hell, right?