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☘ 029; [video]
Yeah, that's real goddamned funny, kid.
[We open today, friends, with Lancer's halfhearted bitching to himself. Every so often, he looked at Tyrfing the Lucario walking beside him and sighed.]
Leave me with the red-eyed blue dog. Cute.
[Well, whatever. He had more important things to do now, after all.]
[...Not that any of that mattered, as the video abruptly ended with Lancer tackled by what looked like a blue-painted teenager.]
[The results before the video cut out resembled something like this with an unamused Lucario just sitting down to watch.]
[We open today, friends, with Lancer's halfhearted bitching to himself. Every so often, he looked at Tyrfing the Lucario walking beside him and sighed.]
Leave me with the red-eyed blue dog. Cute.
[Well, whatever. He had more important things to do now, after all.]
[...Not that any of that mattered, as the video abruptly ended with Lancer tackled by what looked like a blue-painted teenager.]
[The results before the video cut out resembled something like this with an unamused Lucario just sitting down to watch.]
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Hey. Knock that off, will ya?
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[Which means no, I'm braiding your hair and you will like it.]
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[THERE, he'll just put the clasp on at the bottom and you are fully braided.]
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Whatever, kid. Knock yourself out.
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[He means ice cream. And he also means 'can I eat it until I puke a rainbow'.]