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Yeah, that's real goddamned funny, kid.
[We open today, friends, with Lancer's halfhearted bitching to himself. Every so often, he looked at Tyrfing the Lucario walking beside him and sighed.]
Leave me with the red-eyed blue dog. Cute.
[Well, whatever. He had more important things to do now, after all.]
[...Not that any of that mattered, as the video abruptly ended with Lancer tackled by what looked like a blue-painted teenager.]
[The results before the video cut out resembled something like this with an unamused Lucario just sitting down to watch.]
[We open today, friends, with Lancer's halfhearted bitching to himself. Every so often, he looked at Tyrfing the Lucario walking beside him and sighed.]
Leave me with the red-eyed blue dog. Cute.
[Well, whatever. He had more important things to do now, after all.]
[...Not that any of that mattered, as the video abruptly ended with Lancer tackled by what looked like a blue-painted teenager.]
[The results before the video cut out resembled something like this with an unamused Lucario just sitting down to watch.]
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[It's not easy to tell if Connla was trying to hug Lancer or put him in a headlock. Possibly both, at the same time, while getting blue all over him.]
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[Startled or not, he's just gonna roll with it and try to headlock the little twerp. Because that is how they roll in Ireland.]
You could've just said hi and not tried to kill me this time!
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[There, he said hi. Are you happy now, murderhound?]
I hae nae tried tae kill ye yet! Are ye gettin' tae auld for daffin'?
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[BLUE HANDS IN YOUR HAIR]
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[HEADLOCK TIME oh goddammit you are a slippery bastard]
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Afeart o' gettin' a wee bit slaurit?
[His whole chest was going over your head, Lancer, because he's trying to make a grab for your hair clip. So there's going to be a big smudge of blue all up your face and into your hair.]
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[The amount of scrambling here is almost shameful, Lancer.]
[Also you're both going to be blue for a week.]
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Can ye nae catch me, faither? Gettin' a wee bit slow in yer auld age?
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I'm not slow, dammit, you're just hard as hell to catch!
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Ye caut me.
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About time.
[Hair ruffle, you little twerp.]
Nice to see you again, kid.
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[He didn't mind the hair ruffle; by now it was probably stained almost as blue as Lancer's.]
Hoo hae ye bin?
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[He put both hands against Lancer's cheeks, smushing them in and leaving big blue handprints on his face.]
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['The hell are you doing' in smushed face speak.]
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[Just making your face look
funnierfunny.][He let go of Lancer's face and shimmied his way off of his father's shoulder and back onto his feet. Connla was shirtless and smeared blue and red-cheeked from both cold and exertion, and looked mightily pleased with all of it.]
A'm hungert. Lat's git something tae ett.
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[Is he picking you up and tossing you over his shoulder, Connla? Yes.]
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[Hope you realize that you're paying, daddy. Your kid is a.) broke, and b.) in possession of an appetite as prodigious as his fighting. Growing boy and whatnot.]
[He just laughed when he was tossed; he'll hang out on your shoulder for a while. It was warmer like that, anyway.]
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[...it probably says a lot that the sight of a blue-smeared guy in an awful shirt carrying a blue-smeared teenager isn't the strangest thing ever to happen in this place.]
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Hey. Knock that off, will ya?
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[Which means no, I'm braiding your hair and you will like it.]
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[THERE, he'll just put the clasp on at the bottom and you are fully braided.]
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Whatever, kid. Knock yourself out.
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[He means ice cream. And he also means 'can I eat it until I puke a rainbow'.]
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Lancer? [ What just happened. ]
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Yeah?
[Nothing out of the ordinary here.]
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Also, what attacked you?
[ She's not very subtle with her concern. ]
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That was Connla. It's basically how he says hello where I'm concerned.
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Why do I suspect that is how all Irish men announce their arrivals and greet their comrades?
Two of his Pokemon? [ Saber only received one. ]
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This one and a Steelix named Gae Bolg. I think he just had to get one last jab at me, really.
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[ Short and dismissive. Sorry Lancer. ]
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That is why I am using this function instead of speaking outright.
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[ Wow, it's so much easier to type that out than to say it. ]