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[As Cu Chulainn awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into who the fuck even knows.]

[At first, it was hard to notice anything was different at all. He felt like a mess, sure. But he'd attributed that to coming down with a cold--that was something humans did, right? Totally normal, whatever. Except...it kinda felt like there was something sticking out of his mouth. And...wait, did his fingernails always look like claws? No, no indeed they did not.]

[Finding a mirror taught Lancer three things. One: his already sharp canines were now fangs about an inch long. Two, his hair was now three different colors. And three, something was very not right here.]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

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[The result is this: broadcast across Johto is one noticeably fanged Lancer with tri-colored hair. He's moved from 'shock' to 'annoyance', resting his head on one clawed hand.]

Yeah, so this? Isn't funny. I already felt like a goddamn truck hit me, I don't see why someone's out to make me that misera--

[And then he sneezed. Fire, to be exact. A small flame that dissipated quickly, but a flame nonetheless. Lancer paused at that, and the smirk that worked its way across his face was only made more devilish by the obvious fangs sticking out of his mouth.]

...but that, I could get used to.

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...Oh, shit.

Would you believe me if I said I've looked worse?

Breathing fire, though, that's new. Pretty sure I've never done that before.

That's the problem here.

What, you don't think I can handle it?

[Lancer, you pretty much burned down the Einzbern castle.]

[Why does this concern surprise you?]

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...Fire spells usually come from the caster's hands, not sneezes.

Usually, yeah.

You might want to lie down and avoid contact with others for a few days, just in case.

I'm used to fire magic, I'm not gonna run around burnin' shit to the ground.

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[ Is that the sound of Saber cracking up in the kitchen? You bet it is! ]

THIS ISN'T FUNNY WHAT DID YOU DO?!

[ What did she do? Laugh so hard that she lit her entire lunch on fire. The giggling stops as she looks horrified at the plate of fire before her. ]

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

WHAT THE HELL, THAT WASN'T ME!

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[this face.]

...Huh. Tha's interestin'.

It's somethin' alright.

Somethin' to cook my dinner over.

Hey, I might actually have a little fun with this.

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[ IRI IS WORRIED.

IRI USED GENTLE TOUCH.

NOW WITH 100% MORE ELECTRICITY. ]

Kya---

Ow--the hell was that?

I'm so sorry. I didn't know I-- Are you alright?

[ NOW 100% MORE WORRIED. ]

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..............................

It's like a goddamn circus over there, isn't it?

I've looked worse.

...Don't see how you can look any worse than your hangover face after each drinking nights.

....you and fire. I havve a feeling this wwon't end wwell.

{Nanao looks like a naiad. It's quite weird.}

Why does nobody give me any credit? I'm used to fire magecraft, I know what I'm doin'.

You also havve a reputation for causing massivve amounts of property damage. You wwere the Incredible Hulk of ancient Ireland, Lancer.

{Aww yea pop culture references!!}

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