solas_ion: (no cure for the son of deichtire)
Lancer || Cu Chulainn ([personal profile] solas_ion) wrote2012-07-17 01:25 pm

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[As Cu Chulainn awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into who the fuck even knows.]

[At first, it was hard to notice anything was different at all. He felt like a mess, sure. But he'd attributed that to coming down with a cold--that was something humans did, right? Totally normal, whatever. Except...it kinda felt like there was something sticking out of his mouth. And...wait, did his fingernails always look like claws? No, no indeed they did not.]

[Finding a mirror taught Lancer three things. One: his already sharp canines were now fangs about an inch long. Two, his hair was now three different colors. And three, something was very not right here.]


WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!


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[The result is this: broadcast across Johto is one noticeably fanged Lancer with tri-colored hair. He's moved from 'shock' to 'annoyance', resting his head on one clawed hand.]

Yeah, so this? Isn't funny. I already felt like a goddamn truck hit me, I don't see why someone's out to make me that misera--

[And then he sneezed. Fire, to be exact. A small flame that dissipated quickly, but a flame nonetheless. Lancer paused at that, and the smirk that worked its way across his face was only made more devilish by the obvious fangs sticking out of his mouth.]

...but that, I could get used to.
wontdieifkilled: (WUT)

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[personal profile] wontdieifkilled 2012-07-17 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...Oh, shit.
riastrad_ridire: (pic#4208536)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-17 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you believe me if I said I've looked worse?

Breathing fire, though, that's new. Pretty sure I've never done that before.
paladinlost: (curious)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2012-07-17 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...Fire spells usually come from the caster's hands, not sneezes.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-07-17 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is that the sound of Saber cracking up in the kitchen? You bet it is! ]
riastrad_ridire: (quiet voice)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-17 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Usually, yeah.
riastrad_ridire: (forced to fight thy comrade sworn)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-17 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS ISN'T FUNNY WHAT DID YOU DO?!
paladinlost: (surprised)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2012-07-17 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You might want to lie down and avoid contact with others for a few days, just in case.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-07-17 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What did she do? Laugh so hard that she lit her entire lunch on fire. The giggling stops as she looks horrified at the plate of fire before her. ]

WHAT DID YOU DO?!
riastrad_ridire: (pic#1369963)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-17 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm used to fire magic, I'm not gonna run around burnin' shit to the ground.
riastrad_ridire: (nightmare)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-17 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE HELL, THAT WASN'T ME!

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-07-17 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
T-Then what was it?!

[ This is so horrifying. Why did this happen to her third lunch of the day? It never stood a chance. ]
paladinlost: (meh)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2012-07-17 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You have a way to ensure that you'll not sneeze until you return to normal?
riastrad_ridire: (pic#2812591)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-17 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the one who set it on fire, now what did you do to my hair?!
riastrad_ridire: (pic#4208536)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-17 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. But hey, I'll probably just burn my hands before anything else.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-07-17 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Your hair? [ She'll glance at him only to start laughing again. ] Lancer, your hair!

[ And then suddenly snorting out smoke from her nostrils. ]
riastrad_ridire: (ruin has reached you there)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-17 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU JUST NOTICED?!
paladinlost: (panicked)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2012-07-17 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Burns are painful. Please avoid them as much as you can.

[He even waves his bandaged hands around to prove it.]
riastrad_ridire: (saw a bright and noble land)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-17 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Been there, done that. I'll live.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-07-17 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She can't help but point and laugh over it. ]

Your hair!!
riastrad_ridire: (really fucked it up this time)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-17 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
QUIT LAUGHING!

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-07-17 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I CANNOT HELP IT!

[ Don't mind her as she falls over her chair onto the floor. ]
paladinlost: (open-mouthed)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2012-07-17 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You will live in pain with nurses that refuse to let you leave. Do not underestimate them.
riastrad_ridire: (forced to fight thy comrade sworn)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-17 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S NOT THAT GODDAMNED FUNNY!
riastrad_ridire: (pic#4208536)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-17 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
They'd have to catch me first.
paladinlost: (sighing)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2012-07-17 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...You might have more luck with that, unless islands or mobs are involved.

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