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Lancer || Cu Chulainn ([personal profile] solas_ion) wrote2013-09-01 05:10 pm
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Okay. [Lancer's actually voluntarily filming himself today, standing next to an Aerodactyl.] Cecil, this whole flying thing better be all it's cracked up to be. That's the right saying, isn't it? Whatever. I finally have a use for that stupid technique I got ages ago.

[He looked to the grumpy dinosaur next to him, none too excited about the prospect but willing to try regardless.] Alright, let me just get on your back or something and let's take o- [The Aerodactyl flapped its wings, suddenly grabbing Lancer by the arms and launching itself into the air with its now screaming trainer.]

I'M GOING TO EAT YOU OR SOMETHING I SWEAR TO MACHA PUT ME DOWN--

[Hello from a million feet in the air, Goldenrod.]
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solas_ion: (church on the hill)

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[personal profile] solas_ion 2013-09-02 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Great. I'm going to die.

[Beat. Because the clouds above Goldenrod are a great place to contemplate game mechanics.]

...Hang on. This place expects me to believe the giant moth can't learn Fly, but the little goddamn Pidgey that're all over this place can?

[lancer. let me tell you about dodrio.]
paladinlost: (meh)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2013-09-02 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course they are. Why ponder game mechanics if they're not affecting you in a way that's too late to fix?]

I'm quite certain there is a reason for that. I'm equally certain that reason is 'because'.
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[personal profile] solas_ion 2013-09-02 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the dumbest goddamn thing I've ever heard.

[at least it's taken his mind off imminent death]
paladinlost: (sighing)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2013-09-02 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen Ground-types that can Surf. You cannot tell me that this world does not think it has a sense of humor.

[Success! ...Except for the part where death is still imminent.]
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[personal profile] solas_ion 2013-09-02 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
...Y'know, in the past three years or so it never actually occurred to me how stupid this place is.

[lancer might be forgetting that. somehow.]
paladinlost: (curious)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2013-09-02 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
...Not even once, at some point between the unnatural weather and the sentient toxic sludge?

[At least he'll die distracted instead of panicking?]
solas_ion: (alas o golden brooch; o ferdiad)

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[personal profile] solas_ion 2013-09-03 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
When you point me to tiny birds that can carry people and giant moths that can't, we got a problem here.
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[personal profile] paladinlost 2013-09-03 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
If we could find the HMs' makers, perhaps they'd listen and change that. If they can.
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