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[solas_ion]

Okay. [Lancer's actually voluntarily filming himself today, standing next to an Aerodactyl.] Cecil, this whole flying thing better be all it's cracked up to be. That's the right saying, isn't it? Whatever. I finally have a use for that stupid technique I got ages ago.

[He looked to the grumpy dinosaur next to him, none too excited about the prospect but willing to try regardless.] Alright, let me just get on your back or something and let's take o- [The Aerodactyl flapped its wings, suddenly grabbing Lancer by the arms and launching itself into the air with its now screaming trainer.]

I'M GOING TO EAT YOU OR SOMETHING I SWEAR TO MACHA PUT ME DOWN--

[Hello from a million feet in the air, Goldenrod.]

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[firstnothing]

[Far, far below, Xemnas tilts his head back, shielding his eyes with one hand, to watch what looks suspiciously like an aerodactyl tow what seems to be a humanlike shape through the air. At that distance, the screaming is faint and tinny.

Someone is not having a good day, and for once it isn't him. After a moment, he puts down his pack and goes rummaging through it, acquiring a pair of binoculars and using those to watch instead. Goodness, that looks uncomfortable.]

[solas_ion]

HEY, I CAN SEE YOU DOWN THERE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT?!

[wow lancer that is some killer eyesight]

[...and some very unkind hand gestures...]

[firstnothing]

[And Xemnas, without any pokemon of his own that know Fly, and thus no way of assisting even remotely even if he wanted to, gives a very faint smile that might be hard to see from way up there.

It's probably easier to see the cheerful wave that all Lancer's yelling and rude gestures gained in return. Hello! It might be unexpected entertainment, but it really is entertaining. For him.]

[solas_ion]

[you are so on this screaming fellow's shit list, mister tiny dot on the ground.]

[firstnothing]

[The tiny dot on the ground apparently finds this interesting enough to un-pokeball several of his pokemon and then point at the tiny dot in the sky.

Whereupon the binoculars are all handed 'round. Lancer has become an Object Lesson on why Flying can be dangerous!]