solas_ion: (quiet voice)
Lancer || Cu Chulainn ([personal profile] solas_ion) wrote2012-09-05 05:02 pm

☘ 026; [video; locked from saber]

Yo.

[Here we have one Lancer, still very obviously sporting red and gold streaks in his hair and a nasty set of fangs.]

Got a question for ya. The number of times I've been chucked out Celadon Gym's window kind of suggests to me I might've lost my touch when it comes to women.

So how does that kind of thing work where you're all from? I mean, assuming there was a specific one in mind you were thinkin' of. And also assuming they're the kinda girl who probably shouldn't even be lookin' at you twice. What's the phrase...'out of your league'?

Basically, how d'you talk to a girl like that without gettin' tossed out a damn window?
dreamsofahero: (ehehe)

[personal profile] dreamsofahero 2012-09-09 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*...you know, these descriptions are starting to sound a little familiar... :|a*

Well, some can, I suppose...

Ah, expensive tastes? Perhaps just finding a favorite food of hers or such, then...
riastrad_ridire: (no cure for the son of deichtire)

[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-09-09 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That's exactly the problem.

Everything is her favorite.
dreamsofahero: (neutral look)

[personal profile] dreamsofahero 2012-09-09 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
She has no preferences at all...?
riastrad_ridire: (turning seasons)

[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-09-09 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
She's got one preference.

'Edible'.
riastrad_ridire: (forced to fight thy comrade sworn)

[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-09-09 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never seen anyone eat as much as her. Gods couldn't eat as much as this girl.
dreamsofahero: (awkward)

[personal profile] dreamsofahero 2012-09-09 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, then I suppose a dinner alone wouldn't be effective for a date, in that case...