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Lancer || Cu Chulainn ([personal profile] solas_ion) wrote2012-09-05 05:02 pm

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Yo.

[Here we have one Lancer, still very obviously sporting red and gold streaks in his hair and a nasty set of fangs.]

Got a question for ya. The number of times I've been chucked out Celadon Gym's window kind of suggests to me I might've lost my touch when it comes to women.

So how does that kind of thing work where you're all from? I mean, assuming there was a specific one in mind you were thinkin' of. And also assuming they're the kinda girl who probably shouldn't even be lookin' at you twice. What's the phrase...'out of your league'?

Basically, how d'you talk to a girl like that without gettin' tossed out a damn window?
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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-09-09 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...Oh.

In that case, I guess it makes sense.
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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-09-10 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it does.

[W o w Lancer]

...Something about you seems terribly familiar. Have I spoken with you before?
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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-09-10 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hell if I can remember. I talk to a lot of people.

[Shrug.]

Name's Cu Chulainn--call me Lancer, everyone does.
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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-09-10 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Unusual name, if your parents aren't overly preoccupied with Irish mythology.
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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-09-10 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Overly preoccupied-...?

Oh, I get it. You think I'm named after myself.
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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-09-10 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
By that response, I'm going to guess that you're an Irish demigod. Or, at least, you think you are.

[Amazing how this shit just doesn't faze him at all.]
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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-09-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I think so because I am, idiot.

Course, I bet a lot of people over time wished they were me, so I guess assuming it's a lie isn't too stupid.
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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-09-10 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm also quite used to the idea of centuries-old people staying dead, thank you.

But I suppose this isn't the strangest thing I've heard yet. Honestly, I doubt it even ranks in the top five.
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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-09-10 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, ouch. I'm used to bein' top of the list, even when it comes to shit like that.
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[personal profile] liquidation 2012-09-10 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me when you manage to be stranger than a giant Inuit shaman who speaks solely in cryptic metaphors, a psychopathic Russian psychic in bondage gear, the entirety of Dead Cell, the use of squeaky sand and poisonous Zanzibar hamsters as security devices, and Revolver Ocelot. Then we'll talk.
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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-09-11 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
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Fair enough, kid.