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[solas_ion]

[Lancer looks a little different today. Well, a lot different. He's in a simple suit with a lazily done-up tie, and his hair is apparently a scruffy mess.]



So it's been a while since I got kicked out of the gym here. And the chick in the kimono seemed pretty intent on never lettin' me back in... But I figure I can get in like this, challenge her, set everything on fire, and get out before she realizes I'm the same guy. Easy enough.

I'm just gonna take Liath Macha, Dub Sainglend, and Olldóiteán--wait out here, Scathach.

[The camera shook slightly, like the dragon holding it in her mouth just nodded.]

Right, gimme like fifteen minutes. [He walked into the gym, and there was a pause--two or three minutes, and then there was an amount of noise that suggested all was not quite well.]

What--hey, wait a second-...waitwaitwaitwait can't we talk about this--?!

[The sound of a Jumpluff cut him off, followed by one scruffy Lancer chucked out the nearest open window to land right in front of his Deino and the still-running Pokegear.]

...I hate this city.

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[riastrad_ridire]

...nothin' I can think of.

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[riastrad_ridire]

Fine.

...hey. You wanna go out for dinner again sometime?

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[combat_butler]

... I unraveled Erika's kimono on accident.

*y e a h...*

[dreamsofahero]

Oh? Well, there's at least one thing, come to think of it...

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Why would she say no? It's food. ]

It would be enjoyable, would it not? [ Peering towards him. ] Are you offering because you just upset me?

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[riastrad_ridire]

I'm offering 'cause I had fun last time.

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[ex_cashcow493]

You did?

Well, we could just eat dinner together at the Breeding Centre.

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[riastrad_ridire]

Whatever you want. I'm not all that picky.

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[usedthemonkey]

...Is this thing playing reruns, I get the feeling I've seen this before...

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[bamfsecretary]

Different strokes for different folks, I guess--

....one day I'll remember that Scathach did actually exist when I talk to you.

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[riastrad_ridire]

...If you're having trouble believing that, I sure as hell hope you remember I'm not a hallucination.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Does spending time with me help make the ban easier?

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[riastrad_ridire]

No kidding.

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[riastrad_ridire]

I'm not so bothered by it, really.

Is there something wrong with wanting to spend time with you just because I want to?

[usedthemonkey]

Boy, she must be quite a babe.

[riastrad_ridire]

What's that?

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[riastrad_ridire]

[He'll just be laughing his ass off at you now.]

[riastrad_ridire]

She's cute. Haven't seen her?

[usedthemonkey]

No I haven't. This place does seem to be full of them, though...

[dreamsofahero]

Yourself, of course.

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[combat_butler]

Ku...! I know it's the kind of thing that's going to get laughed at, yet it still makes me want to hide in shame...!

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[bamfsecretary]

Hey, you're real. I could touch you, if I wanted to. {AND SHE DOES oh wait sorry she's taken.} I haven't had the, ah, pleasure of meeting Scathach. Yet.

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[wontdieifkilled]

I disagree. I think almost everyone deserves it.

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[subtlecoruscate]

Maybe you should get a wig next time.

[...if there is a next time...]

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[ex_cashcow493]

It seems strange that you are so invested in it now. I am afraid I do not understand where the sudden change of heart has come from. That is all.

[ Blunt as always. ]