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[solas_ion]

[Lancer looks a little different today. Well, a lot different. He's in a simple suit with a lazily done-up tie, and his hair is apparently a scruffy mess.]



So it's been a while since I got kicked out of the gym here. And the chick in the kimono seemed pretty intent on never lettin' me back in... But I figure I can get in like this, challenge her, set everything on fire, and get out before she realizes I'm the same guy. Easy enough.

I'm just gonna take Liath Macha, Dub Sainglend, and Olldóiteán--wait out here, Scathach.

[The camera shook slightly, like the dragon holding it in her mouth just nodded.]

Right, gimme like fifteen minutes. [He walked into the gym, and there was a pause--two or three minutes, and then there was an amount of noise that suggested all was not quite well.]

What--hey, wait a second-...waitwaitwaitwait can't we talk about this--?!

[The sound of a Jumpluff cut him off, followed by one scruffy Lancer chucked out the nearest open window to land right in front of his Deino and the still-running Pokegear.]

...I hate this city.

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ And here's one Saber dressed in the usual black suit next to Scathach, both of her hands occupied with a hamburger and chicken leg. ]

What is so bad about it?

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[riastrad_ridire]

You flirt with one or five girls and it gets you tossed out a window. Twice.

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[ex_cashcow493]

I have never experienced that problem in any city.

Ever. [ With a bite, she takes the time to chew and swallow before continuing. ] Has your hair always looked that sloppy?

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[riastrad_ridire]

You've never flirted with 'em as far as I know.

[Pulling himself off the ground and straightening up now.]

I thought if I looked a little different I could get in without anybody noticin'. Worked for about thirty seconds.

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[wontdieifkilled]

[Shirou had been taking a walk when he witnessed this.

...This seemed oddly familiar.]

I guess they're serious about keeping you out, huh?

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[riastrad_ridire]

No, you think?

It was worth a shot.

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[wontdieifkilled]

Well, what now? You've got an issue if you can't get a badge.

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[riastrad_ridire]

Give me a break.

[He stood up and dusted himself off, shrugging.]

If you think I ever give up this easy, I'd suggest you crack open a book and look me up.

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[subtlecoruscate]

Great plan. [What is sympathy]

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[riastrad_ridire]

It worked, for a few seconds.

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[subtlecoruscate]

What gave you away?

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[riastrad_ridire]

Had to guess, I'd say the blue hair mighta been a hint.

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[combat_butler]

... problems in grass paradise, huh?

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[riastrad_ridire]

No, you think so?

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[combat_butler]

T-There's no need to snap at me...! I just know the feeling is all...

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[riastrad_ridire]

Hm? What happened to you, kid?

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[bamfsecretary]

....have you considered dressing as a woman? That might work.

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[riastrad_ridire]

Hah. Like hell I've fallen that far.

[For now.]

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[bamfsecretary]

I am only saying that it may be your only option, if dressing snappily doesn't work.

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[dreamsofahero]

You realize that trying to sneak into a place probably isn't giving the best impression...

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[riastrad_ridire]

How the hell else am I supposed to get back in, apologize?

Screw that. Cu Chulainn apologizes to no one. And I'm sure as hell not gonna grovel and beg to be let back in.

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[dreamsofahero]

Well, apologizing is probably the most straightforward way to convince someone you've offended to speak with you, after all.

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[usedthemonkey]

...Is this thing playing reruns, I get the feeling I've seen this before...

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[riastrad_ridire]

No kidding.

[usedthemonkey]

Boy, she must be quite a babe.