solas_ion: (no cure for the son of deichtire)
Lancer || Cu Chulainn ([personal profile] solas_ion) wrote2012-02-22 11:36 am

☘ 020; [video]

[early morning; Goldenrod Pokemon Center]

Guys, I got this weird feeling. Kind of like I can sense something behind me, but every time I look there's nothing there. Needless to say, something doesn't feel quite right here.

[If one was to look very carefully, they might see a Smoochum hiding behind the PC in the background.]

[mid-morning; Goldenrod Department Store]

[Lancer turns on the video again, seeming even more suspicious than before.]

Look, if someone wants a fight with me, they can come out and say so. Whoever's following me around, knock that shit off.

[And in the background, half-hidden behind a shelf? An incognito Smoochum in too-large sunglasses and a fedora.]

[afternoon; breeding center]

Okay, seriously! I'm tired of this, whoever the hell's stalking me you've been at it for hours! I swear if it's Whitney again I'm getting the hell out of this city.

[Does anyone else see the Smoochum slooooowly advancing on him like ninja cat? Lancer doesn't, because at that particular moment the egg he's been carrying with him decides to start shaking and cracking.]

[His attention diverted, the stalking Smoochum sees her opportunity. Closer and closer and closer...]

[Only to be intercepted by an Audino dropping down from yonder tree and engaging in an ineffective slapfight with Lancer's mysterious stalker. Meanwhile the clueless trainer himself has gone from holding an egg to holding the cutest damned thing ever.]


I swear this place gets weirder the longer I'm here.

[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-02-22 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine would not do that. She is rather naive and innocent. Are you certain it was not the stranger one that is picking a fight with her?

[ Don't you dare call me a bad parent, Lancer, I will wreck your shit so fast you might think this is Fate route. ]

[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-02-22 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you strike her fancy. Is that really so strange? I thought you the type who enjoyed female company immensely.

...

You have not overstepped your boundaries with my baby Pokemon, have you?

[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-02-22 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a simple question.

One you have refused to answer outright. That sounds suspicious.

[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-02-22 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
If you consider it even once, I shall slay you for your perverted ways!

[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-02-22 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I have had a bit of a rough week, but surely nothing that would question my sanity has come up!
k9tantei: (You've got to be what tomorrow needs)

[Video]

[personal profile] k9tantei 2012-02-22 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You too, eh? 's like most of those eggs are hatchin' into things that just ...weren't here before. [He's got a Pawniard in his lap that looks absolutely THRILLED to be there. In the sense that it may start stabbing things if it's shown off too much.]

[And in the background? That's a Jynx. That is waving and cheering on Lancer's tiny stalker. Heiji might not be able to understand what she's saying, but he's got a good guess, and finds the whole thing funnier than anything.]

An' I've never seen so many Smoochum around... I'd been almost thinkin' Yuki might've been th'only one around here.

[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-02-22 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
What is the matter with you?

[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-02-22 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I..? I just thought with her attachment.. maybe she just prefers the company of male trainers over female.

[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-02-22 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I cannot get in the way of love.
paladinlost: (curious)

[video]

[personal profile] paladinlost 2012-02-22 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That does not sound particularly hard to achieve, if you ask me.

[Seriously.]
paladinlost: (surprised)

[video]

[personal profile] paladinlost 2012-02-23 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps she has not been taught how to express her feelings properly?

[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-02-23 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
As someone who suffers from a broken heart, I will not inflict such upon my Pokemon. You are to watch over her and if I discover you trying to find a way to abandon her, the two of us will have words.

[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-02-23 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I ought to name her after your wife to make it easier.

[ BOY DOES THAT PERK LIL SMOOCHUM UP. ]
Edited 2012-02-23 16:39 (UTC)

Page 2 of 4