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[solas_ion]

Hey.

[The video flickered on to show a man in blue—with a hair color to match—and sharp crimson eyes.]

Listen up, I'm only gonna say all this once. First, someone want to tell me just where my weapon is? [He chose his words somewhat carefully—if this was some weird aspect to the Holy Grail War, best to keep his class a secret for now if he could. Lancer gave the camera a clear look of annoyance, less anger and more 'this is ridiculous' in the expression than anything else.]

Second, anyone know where I can find some normal clothes? [Crossing his arms, he stepped back slightly...making the silver armor worn on his shoulders much more obvious.]

And finally, might as well ask...any of you seen a girl with dark hair in pigtails? Probably in a red sweater or something. She's most likely with some stubborn redheaded kid, too. Goes by the name Tohsaka.

[Beat.]

And I mean the girl, not the kid.

Comments

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

So it's like some twisted kind of familiar. Right, got it.

...a Servant with a servant. This is getting pretty screwed up.

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

It's a lot more complicated than that. There's a book in the backpack you got when you arrived.

And believe me, it only gets weirder. Wait until you're around for something to go haywire.

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

Haywire, huh?

Sounds like my kind of fun.

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

Having everything turn pixellated and all the music turning creepy is your idea of fun?

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

Hey, anything beats sitting around and doing nothing.

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

You won't be doing nothing, trust me. Pokémon trainers are supposed to train their teams to take on eight Gym Leaders. Beat them, and you go to the Pokémon League and battle the Elite Four.

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

...Right.

And they're not like Servants how, exactly?

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

They're living creatures, that's how. They don't live on your prana.

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

But other than that? Same story, different world.

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

And no killing people, either.

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

...


What.

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

Pokémon battles are between Pokémon only. You're not allowed to attack other trainers.

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

...well, that's boring. Why am I even here, if that's the case?

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

If I knew, I'd tell you.

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

So I'm supposed to use Olldóiteán here to catch other things like her and fight.

But I can't fight myself.

...I'm not sure if that's strange or just flat-out boring.

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

It may seem boring now, but it won't stay that way.

[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

Sounds pretty screwed up no matter how you look at it.