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[solas_ion]

Yo. Leave a message or however this works, I'll talk to you later.

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[ex_cashcow493]

I have a curious inquiry for you.

[ Saber, it's like three in the morning. In the cold winter. Can't it wait? ]

[solas_ion]

[>implying he's sleeping and not just covered in baby Charmander]

What?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Does he know how flammable liquor is??? ]

What does it mean when the contact information for someone just disappears?

[solas_ion]

[and then the tent went up in flames.]

...Who is it?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ At least he was warm and cozy.
Before he burned his ass off. ]

Who else would I attempt to speak with at this late hour?

[solas_ion]

[Merlin or Shirou, Merlin or Shirou....tough call. Probably Merlin.]

It means they've probably left.

[ex_cashcow493]

Left?

[ Wrong answer. ]

[solas_ion]

[just because you don't like it doesn't make it wrong seiba...]

Most likely.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ She'll cut you where you stand. ]

He already went home before though. [ He was in a coma for a week, Lancer. ] There is nothing left for him. If he returns, he is dead.

[solas_ion]

[A long pause.]

I'm sorry.

[ex_cashcow493]

Sorry? For what?

[ Sure is DA NILE around here. ]

[solas_ion]

Don't act stupid.

[ex_cashcow493]

How bold of you to toss an insult through text. A lesser noble might have actually taken offense to it.

[solas_ion]

Saber, I told you what it meant. Don't act like it's not possible.

[ex_cashcow493]

It cannot be possible. I refuse to accept your words. If your intent is to be cruel, then know that you have failed.

[ Yes, she did just question his honor and accuse him of lying. ]

[solas_ion]

[OH NO YOU DI'INT]

Are you calling me a liar?

[ex_cashcow493]

Yes.

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[solas_ion]

Where are you right now?

[ex_cashcow493]

My campsite.

[solas_ion]

[You bet your ass he's coming to pick a fight with you.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Naturally her HUGE ASS DRAGON moves to the side for him, leaving one on-the-edge-of-irritation Saber standing before him. ]

Lancer.

[solas_ion]

Saber.

[Do you know how hard it is to look intimidating with a baby Charmander waddling along beside you.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ About as intimidating as a girl barely over five feet is all bundled up in the cutest of clothing. ]

What do you have to say for yourself?

[solas_ion]

First of all, I'm not a liar and don't ever assume otherwise.

Second, people disappear all the time, so both of us just have to stop this bullshit self-loathing and misery and live with it.

[ex_cashcow493]

Silence!

[ Does she look as though she's in the mood for this kind of chitchat? Gritting her teeth as she strolls right up to him, she'll lift an arm to point up at his face. ]

You are a liar! Merlin would not leave me here alone!