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[solas_ion]

So no one knows what happened that weekend? Seriously? I had the strangest feeling that-... eh, never mind.

[Lancer waved a hand dismissively; his other arm seemed to be holding a familiar Cubone. He knew by now that if somebody's Pokemon was wandering around, that person probably left. Therefore, when Caliburn had basically attached itself to him last week, he knew Saber was more than likely gone. But he kept his mouth shut about it--the kid had already lost Kiritsugu, so this was probably just going to make things worse without the former Servant's lack of tact.]

Guess it doesn't matter. I've had hangovers ending in more than just a lost couple days--still, does that kind of thing happen often around here? Wouldn't put it past a place like this to screw with us like that just for the hell of it.

Either way, Connla and I are probably leaving Cherrygrove soon. Hell if I want to stick around when Gilgamesh is probably dying to put a knife in my back. Kid, where are you and Rin now?

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[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

Well, she'd lose some of her strength here, wouldn't she?

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[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

We'd better hope she would. Because otherwise she could probably kick my ass, never mind Gilgamesh.

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[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

[Shirou can't even make the obvious joke here, because of who his girlfriend is.]

...Yeah, she definitely would if that's the case.

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[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

[itt: everyone is whipped.]

You have no idea.

Hell, she probably owes me a punch to the face just because I died before she did.

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[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

At least it's only a punch?

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[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

...I've been punched in the face by a lot of people.

I have absolutely no shame in telling you that my wife might have punched harder than about half the people I fought when I was alive.

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[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

Women can be...surprising like that.

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[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

And now you know why I was so used to dealing with girls like Rin.

[THE MORE YOU KNOW]

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[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

...That does explain a lot.

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[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

And hey, you think she's bad? You should have met Scathach.

A thousand times scarier, practically immortal, and I had to deal with her when I was younger than you are. Even better, I'm pretty sure she was actively trying to kill me.

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[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I think I'll just stick to fighting Gilgamesh, thanks. At least my magic can counter his Noble Phantasm.

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[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

[While he was mostly just screwing around, the scary part was that not a single word Lancer said was untrue.]

Yeah, I doubt much of anything would help you against Scathach. Made Gilgamesh look like a harmless kitten.

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[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

That's something I have a hard time believing.

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[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

Believe whatever you want, kid.

But have I ever lied before?

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[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

...No, I guess you haven't. Not that I know of, anyway.

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[solas-ion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what I thought.