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☘ 007; [video]
[Today's challenger to the Violet Gym seemed to be taking things a little too seriously--not many Trainers wore armor, presumably. But Lancer was of course not most trainers. He was a little less 'normal' than most even on a good day.]
[The video is turned on by Lancer and tossed to his sidelined Venomoth; he figured she'd be able to get a better view. His newly acquired Ponyta stands by his side, occasionally waving around a flaming tail. Judging by the scorched battlefield, the match has been going on for a while, and in fact Falkner is on his last Pokemon.]
We can still fly!
If you have time to talk like that, it would be better spent finishing this match. Let's go, Olldóiteán.
[Lancer's Houndoom sprinted past him onto the battlefield, snarling and spitting embers.]
Go, Honchkrow! [With a flash of light and a few scattered black feathers, Falkner's last Pokemon revealed itself as--]
...you're joking. Of all things, it had to be a raven? Johto really has a weird sense of humor.
[A sigh. Lancer crossed his arms, annoyed with this development.]
You know what to do. Take care of it.
[The battle started in a burst of flame and a flurry of wings...but it didn't last long. Soon enough, the camera cut out and came back on some time later in the Pokemon Center--Lancer flashed the Zephyr Badge at the camera with an arrogant grin.]
Still up for that match, Kiritsugu?
[The Ponyta stuck her head into frame, seemingly wondering just what this shiny thing was.]
...oh, and Rider, did you lose this little horse? I found her wandering around this morning.
[The video is turned on by Lancer and tossed to his sidelined Venomoth; he figured she'd be able to get a better view. His newly acquired Ponyta stands by his side, occasionally waving around a flaming tail. Judging by the scorched battlefield, the match has been going on for a while, and in fact Falkner is on his last Pokemon.]
We can still fly!
If you have time to talk like that, it would be better spent finishing this match. Let's go, Olldóiteán.
[Lancer's Houndoom sprinted past him onto the battlefield, snarling and spitting embers.]
Go, Honchkrow! [With a flash of light and a few scattered black feathers, Falkner's last Pokemon revealed itself as--]
...you're joking. Of all things, it had to be a raven? Johto really has a weird sense of humor.
[A sigh. Lancer crossed his arms, annoyed with this development.]
You know what to do. Take care of it.
[The battle started in a burst of flame and a flurry of wings...but it didn't last long. Soon enough, the camera cut out and came back on some time later in the Pokemon Center--Lancer flashed the Zephyr Badge at the camera with an arrogant grin.]
Still up for that match, Kiritsugu?
[The Ponyta stuck her head into frame, seemingly wondering just what this shiny thing was.]
...oh, and Rider, did you lose this little horse? I found her wandering around this morning.
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[CONSIDER IT BROUGHT]
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[IT IS SO ON LIKE DONKEY KONG, KID]
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[FUCK YEAH, WRESTLING IN A PUBLIC PLACE.]
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[PEOPLE TOTALLY AREN'T STARING, YEAH]
[action]
[AND BY 'HELP IT', I MEAN 'GET LANCER IN A HEADLOCK'.]
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[HEADLOCK GET.]
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[RAWRGH HEADLOOOOOCK]
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[HE TAKES QUITE A BIT OF OFFENSE TO THAT AND IS TRYING TO SHOVE YOU OFF, CONNLA.]
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[SHOOOOVE]
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[NOPE, STILL CLINGING. I GOT YOUR HEAD, DAD]
[action]
[ENJOY YOUR FREE PUNCH TO THE SIDE]
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[OKAY FINE GEEZ]
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