☘ 007; [video]
[Today's challenger to the Violet Gym seemed to be taking things a little too seriously--not many Trainers wore armor, presumably. But Lancer was of course not most trainers. He was a little less 'normal' than most even on a good day.]
[The video is turned on by Lancer and tossed to his sidelined Venomoth; he figured she'd be able to get a better view. His newly acquired Ponyta stands by his side, occasionally waving around a flaming tail. Judging by the scorched battlefield, the match has been going on for a while, and in fact Falkner is on his last Pokemon.]
We can still fly!
If you have time to talk like that, it would be better spent finishing this match. Let's go, Olldóiteán.
[Lancer's Houndoom sprinted past him onto the battlefield, snarling and spitting embers.]
Go, Honchkrow! [With a flash of light and a few scattered black feathers, Falkner's last Pokemon revealed itself as--]

...you're joking. Of all things, it had to be a raven? Johto really has a weird sense of humor.
[A sigh. Lancer crossed his arms, annoyed with this development.]
You know what to do. Take care of it.
[The battle started in a burst of flame and a flurry of wings...but it didn't last long. Soon enough, the camera cut out and came back on some time later in the Pokemon Center--Lancer flashed the Zephyr Badge at the camera with an arrogant grin.]
Still up for that match, Kiritsugu?
[The Ponyta stuck her head into frame, seemingly wondering just what this shiny thing was.]
...oh, and Rider, did you lose this little horse? I found her wandering around this morning.
[The video is turned on by Lancer and tossed to his sidelined Venomoth; he figured she'd be able to get a better view. His newly acquired Ponyta stands by his side, occasionally waving around a flaming tail. Judging by the scorched battlefield, the match has been going on for a while, and in fact Falkner is on his last Pokemon.]
We can still fly!
If you have time to talk like that, it would be better spent finishing this match. Let's go, Olldóiteán.
[Lancer's Houndoom sprinted past him onto the battlefield, snarling and spitting embers.]
Go, Honchkrow! [With a flash of light and a few scattered black feathers, Falkner's last Pokemon revealed itself as--]

...you're joking. Of all things, it had to be a raven? Johto really has a weird sense of humor.
[A sigh. Lancer crossed his arms, annoyed with this development.]
You know what to do. Take care of it.
[The battle started in a burst of flame and a flurry of wings...but it didn't last long. Soon enough, the camera cut out and came back on some time later in the Pokemon Center--Lancer flashed the Zephyr Badge at the camera with an arrogant grin.]
Still up for that match, Kiritsugu?
[The Ponyta stuck her head into frame, seemingly wondering just what this shiny thing was.]
...oh, and Rider, did you lose this little horse? I found her wandering around this morning.
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I'd like to see how you'd do against Whitney, though.
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[And he always caught hell from them without fail.]
Still, she's obviously not impossible to beat.
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[Annnd there's a Ponyta sticking her face in the camera. Apparently she's as subtle as her trainer.]
...manage. Assuming I'm not driven crazy first.
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Either way, I wouldn't mind taking care of it. Honestly, I wanted one of these since I saw Rider's.
[Jealous? Naaaah.]
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...Having one that's on fire is just absurd enough to be fascinating.
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