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Hey. You.
[Leaning his head on one hand with a bored look on his face, Lancer pointed lazily at the Pokegear's camera with the other.]
Yeah, you. If you're listening to this, I wanna hear about what kinda legends and stories your world has. I'm bored out of my damn mind and could use somethin' interesting to talk about.
[Leaning his head on one hand with a bored look on his face, Lancer pointed lazily at the Pokegear's camera with the other.]
Yeah, you. If you're listening to this, I wanna hear about what kinda legends and stories your world has. I'm bored out of my damn mind and could use somethin' interesting to talk about.
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[That didn't get Lancer to blink either. Instead, he frowned and tried to run some quick basic math in his head.]
I'm...damn, I ain't sure on an exact year, but I'm technically somewhere around two thousand or so. Spent most of it dead, so who knows if that counts. Turnin' thirty-somethin' next January, I think.
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Huh! You are an old man. No wonder you didn't blink. (She's impressed.) We gotta celebrate it if we're both around for it.
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[Another shrug. Lancer had to acknowledge that after a certain point, most crazy shit just completely failed to faze someone.]
Sounds like a pretty good time to me. Ain't often I hear a story that can match the ones I've got.
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(Which she has twenty-four-seven-three-sixty-five.)
Likewise! We should get drunk and eat cake.
(Because maturity.)
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[THIS IS FINE he is a perfectly well-adjusted former demigod.]
But hell, ain't a problem in the world booze and cake can't fix.
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(Again: to hell with it all.)
I keep tellin' Sunshine that. She never agrees.
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I'm not made out of the same stuff as her.
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Maybe. I've been pretty selfish in the past, though. All I cared about was Vanille.