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[solas_ion]

Okay, who started the stupid messages this time?

I swear you're either the most gullible or most stupid bunch ever gathered in one world. One of these days you'll end up spreading an actual curse without realizing it.

[AND BOY YOU DO NOT FUCK ABOUT WITH CURSES AROUND THIS GUY.]

Comments

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[nostabbing]

No, I just knew a guy who liked that. When girls punched him.

He was a sports guy who liked to get drunk and punch things.

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[solas_ion]

Hey, my two favorite things.

[are we sure this isn't a commentary on lancer's preferences.]

I don't think it's much different than being punched by anybody else. I mean, my teacher was a woman and she used to beat the living hell out of me.

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[nostabbing]

Do you play hockey?

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[solas_ion]

I don't know what that is either.

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[nostabbing]

It's a game where they give you a stick and let you skate around on ice trying to hit other guys with sticks as hard as you can.

And then sometimes guys get sick of pretending it's a game so they get rid of the sticks and just hit each other until somebody stops them.

[...SORT OF...]

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[solas_ion]

That sounds like the best thing ever and I want to do it.

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[nostabbing]

There's a whole team of guys who play it in Mahogany Town.

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[solas_ion]

Sounds like I'll have to take a look at that.

[WHAT HAVE YOU DONE]

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[nostabbing]

[SOMETHING MAGICAL, PROBABLY

AREN'T YOU GLAD THIS CONVERSATION HAPPENED, LANCER]

Cool!

...So I guess something good happened to you after all, huh?

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[solas_ion]

Oh hell no I am not buying into this shit.