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☘ 039; [video/action for goldenrod/dated 7/27]
[In the middle of the night there is quite a loud noise of scrambling and vivid cursing in archaic Gaelic and Whatever-Johto-Speaks-ese, originating from Lancer's room in the breeding center. In the chaos his Pokegear is knocked off the nightstand, and this mess is now broadcast for anyone to witness.]
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?!
[This outburst may possibly be justified, because despite the odd angle of the recording one can in fact see a large Aerodactyl perched on the end of his bed. How it got in there is anyone's guess, but the open window might be a clue.]
[And it looks angry. But then again if your mouth was nothing but teeth you'd probably look angry too.]
[Needless to say, this was a harsh wake-up call at Bullshit O'Clock, and Lancer is more than mildly disturbed.]
[More so when the intruder appears to have latched onto his head with those teeth.]
Scathach, do something, don't just sit there-- [A well-meaning Deino lunged from offscreen with a Bite attack...regretfully connecting with her trainer's arm rather than the formerly fossilized assailant attached to his head.]
NOT ME, DAMMIT--ATTACK THIS GODDAMN THING, NOT ME!
[...boy, that doesn't seem to be going well. It was probably merciful that the video cut out before it got worse.]
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?!
[This outburst may possibly be justified, because despite the odd angle of the recording one can in fact see a large Aerodactyl perched on the end of his bed. How it got in there is anyone's guess, but the open window might be a clue.]
[And it looks angry. But then again if your mouth was nothing but teeth you'd probably look angry too.]
[Needless to say, this was a harsh wake-up call at Bullshit O'Clock, and Lancer is more than mildly disturbed.]
[More so when the intruder appears to have latched onto his head with those teeth.]
Scathach, do something, don't just sit there-- [A well-meaning Deino lunged from offscreen with a Bite attack...regretfully connecting with her trainer's arm rather than the formerly fossilized assailant attached to his head.]
NOT ME, DAMMIT--ATTACK THIS GODDAMN THING, NOT ME!
[...boy, that doesn't seem to be going well. It was probably merciful that the video cut out before it got worse.]
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[Matches shoots MOAR FIAR]
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PLEASE STOP SETTING ME ON FIRE!
[isn't it sad, lancer. you should probably put out your shirt.]
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[Now there's Icy Wind.]
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[Good news: the Aerodactyl is off his head and slightly dazed.]
[Bad news: Lancer probably has pneumonia.]
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I'm cold and I feel like I'm going to die.
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[And the Deino has moved on to chewing on the Aerodactyl's head.]
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Woah, woah, stop that! I-it's fine, so quit crying!
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