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☘ 039; [video/action for goldenrod/dated 7/27]
[In the middle of the night there is quite a loud noise of scrambling and vivid cursing in archaic Gaelic and Whatever-Johto-Speaks-ese, originating from Lancer's room in the breeding center. In the chaos his Pokegear is knocked off the nightstand, and this mess is now broadcast for anyone to witness.]
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?!
[This outburst may possibly be justified, because despite the odd angle of the recording one can in fact see a large Aerodactyl perched on the end of his bed. How it got in there is anyone's guess, but the open window might be a clue.]
[And it looks angry. But then again if your mouth was nothing but teeth you'd probably look angry too.]
[Needless to say, this was a harsh wake-up call at Bullshit O'Clock, and Lancer is more than mildly disturbed.]
[More so when the intruder appears to have latched onto his head with those teeth.]
Scathach, do something, don't just sit there-- [A well-meaning Deino lunged from offscreen with a Bite attack...regretfully connecting with her trainer's arm rather than the formerly fossilized assailant attached to his head.]
NOT ME, DAMMIT--ATTACK THIS GODDAMN THING, NOT ME!
[...boy, that doesn't seem to be going well. It was probably merciful that the video cut out before it got worse.]
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?!
[This outburst may possibly be justified, because despite the odd angle of the recording one can in fact see a large Aerodactyl perched on the end of his bed. How it got in there is anyone's guess, but the open window might be a clue.]
[And it looks angry. But then again if your mouth was nothing but teeth you'd probably look angry too.]
[Needless to say, this was a harsh wake-up call at Bullshit O'Clock, and Lancer is more than mildly disturbed.]
[More so when the intruder appears to have latched onto his head with those teeth.]
Scathach, do something, don't just sit there-- [A well-meaning Deino lunged from offscreen with a Bite attack...regretfully connecting with her trainer's arm rather than the formerly fossilized assailant attached to his head.]
NOT ME, DAMMIT--ATTACK THIS GODDAMN THING, NOT ME!
[...boy, that doesn't seem to be going well. It was probably merciful that the video cut out before it got worse.]
[VIDEO]
Shit, man, are you okay!?
[...Of course, he's going a great job keeping his own voice down...]
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Believe it or not? I've had worse.
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Worse? What could possibly be worse than a dinosaur attack?
[And getting bit by one of those bitey dragons?]
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[lancer don't try to act cool after that. just don't.]
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Wait, you died twice? And you fought off an army!?
[........]
Well, okay, yeah those things would be technically worse...
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Nah, I'll get over it easy enough. This ain't any big deal. I'd sure as hell like to know what made that thing think it could just fly in my window, though.
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[...They're going to have to bar the windows, aren't they...]
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[Huh.]
Well I guess that's one way of taking care of it! Hopefully it won't cause as much trouble now that it's yours.
[Hahahaha... hahaha... ha...]