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[solas_ion]

[Lancer was having one hell of a time trying (and failing) to get his Pokegear acting normally. The less success he had, the more aggravated he was getting. Eventually he would outright give up and write a message in some arcane runic lettering.]

[After realizing nobody would actually be able to read his less-than-kind words about the state of his communication device, they were erased and the gear messed with some more, before the audio was turned on to a faint string of cursing.]

-can't get the damned thing to work right, did it break or something? [A Rapidash made a faint whinnying sound, audible over the crackling flames of her mane.] ...the hell do you mean it's working now, no it isn--oh. I guess it is working.

I'm back in Goldenrod...uh, somehow. Is it just me or are things starting to get weird as hell again?

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[seasidecherry]

...you don't need to curse about it, you know!

But yeah, I'm on Route 31 and things are definitely weird out here.

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[riastrad_ridire]

Am I really gonna have people givin' me hell about how I talk now?

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[seasidecherry]

Well, I can't exactly blame you for being surprised, but if I said something like that over any kind of media, I know I'd have at least three people lined up to wash my mouth out with the strongest soap there is...

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[riastrad_ridire]

Nobody's ever exactly had a problem with it before.

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[seasidecherry]

Not even your mom? She'd be number three, for me, and only that low because I don't live with my parents back home anymore!

[usedvicegrip]

...Whaddya mean again? This hasn't happened before!

[moses you're new shut up.]

[riastrad_ridire]

'Again', meaning 'of course this has happened before'. What kinda rock are you living under, kid?

[usedvicegrip]

...One with a skull on it.

[riastrad_ridire]

...I can't tell if you're being serious or screwing with me.

[usedvicegrip]

I'm bein' serious! That's where I used to live!

[riastrad_ridire]

It was just a figure of speech, I didn't expect you actually lived under a damn rock.

[usedvicegrip]

...Well, it's more like a cave! But that's just a really big rock with a hole in it!

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[ex_cashcow493]

You have returned?

[ Does that mean he has company with him?! Saber sounds more excited than she should be. Poor Lancer, that LUK rank has shoved him into the secondary role temporarily. ]

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[riastrad_ridire]

[in before yet another case of ntr]

Yeah. I brought the other Lancer along; hope that's okay.

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Doesn't it suck, Lancer? ]

Yes!

Ahem, I mean I would very much like to meet with the two of you.

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[riastrad_ridire]

[s o b]

...Wow. Guess there's no point worrying about you kickin' the guy out.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Of course not. I personally invited him to stay with us.

[ Wow, she's sure nice towards an enemy Servant.

(It's called guilt.) ] It would do you some good to have another from your country here, yes?

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[riastrad_ridire]

Yeah, actually--I gotta admit, ever since Connla left it's...been kinda like I'm missin' something, you know?

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[ex_cashcow493]

A void I cannot fill no matter how much I wish to do so. [ Why does she always beat herself up over everything?

Spoilers: Because Saber. ] Ah, should we meet up to do something today then?

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[riastrad_ridire]

Hey, I'm actually pretty flattered you'd want to try. Anybody can--and probably would--tell ya how damn annoying I am.

If you'd want to, sure. You want me to drag my predecessor along for the ride?