☘ 036; [video/failed private to saber]

[solas_ion]

Hey, Saber. You work too hard, y'know that?

I'm coming by in five minutes and we're gonna go fishing.

[Beat.]

Even if I have to pick you up and carry you. Actually, I might not mind too much if I had to do that. [Shrug.] I'll even treat you to dinner if you want.

[Lancer. Lancer you're an idiot. This isn't how you ask women out on a date.]

Comments

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[ex_cashcow493]

You cannot always bribe me with food, Lancer. [ ... ]

Fishing? What is the purpose of doing so? If you are interested in a water Pokemon, I could breed Vivianne.

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[riastrad_ridire]

I never said it was a bribe. And there's no reason for it, I just wanted t' do it for fun.

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[ex_cashcow493]

I suppose the sport would be nice and so long as the weather is appropriate for it...

[ Wait. ] Did you say carry me?

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[riastrad_ridire]

You're just catching on to that now?

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[ex_cashcow493]

You cannot just pick me up and carry me wherever you wish! [ Yes. She was distracted with thoughts of food. ]

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[riastrad_ridire]

What, I didn't say I definitely would!

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[ex_cashcow493]

You threatened that if I refused...

[ Pausing to consider her words and then she just outright dismisses the thought. No point in arguing with Lancer. ]

We shall fish.

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[riastrad_ridire]

Great. I'll be back at the Breeding Center in just a couple minutes.

[video]

[impulsives]

If you want to ask someone for a date, it'd be better for you to filter it, to be honest.

[in case he didn't notice that yet.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

... Couple minutes?

[ She's hanging up now. Girls need A LOT MORE TIME IN ADVANCE. ]

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[riastrad_ridire]

[Well, that was weird.]

[lancer would just go about his merry way back to the Breeding Center, unaware of just how clueless he was really being.]

[Video]

[dressofheaven]

Pick her up anyway! Pick her up anyway!

It'll be funny.

[Ilya's got such a trollface going on. Saber's probably regretting letting the little hellion join the Center about now.]

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Good, good, someone gets my sense of humor. I just might.

[video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Ain't askin' you, kid.

[LIKE I GIVE A FUCK]

[Video]

[dressofheaven]

I'm at the Center now, so make sure you do it somewhere I can see if you decide to.

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Naturally, kid. Wouldn't want you to miss it, right?

[video]

[impulsives]

Well, you sure as hell left it open.

[...]

You can also lure her with food if she still refused, to be honest.

[Video]

[dressofheaven]

I appreciate it! Were you going to carry her over your shoulder or under your arm?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ At least she's managed to put her hair up in a completely different color ribbon than usual. Aqua today, maybe to hint at the fact she was going to be fishing. ]

I just finished the adjustments to my team.

[riastrad_ridire]

Oh, is that what you were doing? Awfully sudden, wasn't it?

[Video]

[riastrad_ridire]

Eh, she's light enough to do either, isn't she? I guess that depends on whether or not she wanted to kick me.

[ex_cashcow493]

We are going fishing. [ Has he never been around the fishing areas? ] I will be fortunate to walk more than ten steps before being engaged in combat from another fisher.

[riastrad_ridire]

Oh. Well, if you want to keep them away from you, I could always knock out a couple.

[video]

[riastrad_ridire]

That's why I offered to treat her to dinner. Obviously.

[ex_cashcow493]

That is hardly necessary, Lancer...

[ Is he just looking for a fight? Because Saber can provide. ]