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[solas_ion]

Hey, Saber. You work too hard, y'know that?

I'm coming by in five minutes and we're gonna go fishing.

[Beat.]

Even if I have to pick you up and carry you. Actually, I might not mind too much if I had to do that. [Shrug.] I'll even treat you to dinner if you want.

[Lancer. Lancer you're an idiot. This isn't how you ask women out on a date.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

I suppose the sport would be nice and so long as the weather is appropriate for it...

[ Wait. ] Did you say carry me?

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[riastrad_ridire]

You're just catching on to that now?

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[ex_cashcow493]

You cannot just pick me up and carry me wherever you wish! [ Yes. She was distracted with thoughts of food. ]

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[riastrad_ridire]

What, I didn't say I definitely would!

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[ex_cashcow493]

You threatened that if I refused...

[ Pausing to consider her words and then she just outright dismisses the thought. No point in arguing with Lancer. ]

We shall fish.

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[riastrad_ridire]

Great. I'll be back at the Breeding Center in just a couple minutes.

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[ex_cashcow493]

... Couple minutes?

[ She's hanging up now. Girls need A LOT MORE TIME IN ADVANCE. ]

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[riastrad_ridire]

[Well, that was weird.]

[lancer would just go about his merry way back to the Breeding Center, unaware of just how clueless he was really being.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ At least she's managed to put her hair up in a completely different color ribbon than usual. Aqua today, maybe to hint at the fact she was going to be fishing. ]

I just finished the adjustments to my team.

[riastrad_ridire]

Oh, is that what you were doing? Awfully sudden, wasn't it?

[ex_cashcow493]

We are going fishing. [ Has he never been around the fishing areas? ] I will be fortunate to walk more than ten steps before being engaged in combat from another fisher.

[riastrad_ridire]

Oh. Well, if you want to keep them away from you, I could always knock out a couple.

[ex_cashcow493]

That is hardly necessary, Lancer...

[ Is he just looking for a fight? Because Saber can provide. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

If you say so.

[Not every girl is impressed by you beating someone up, Lancer.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Especially if said girl beat him up prior to their arrival. ]

I mean it. People have been jailed for random acts of violence.

[riastrad_ridire]

Alright, alright. I won't punch any fishermen in the teeth.

[Oddly specific.]

[ex_cashcow493]

Now if your Pokemon just happens to accidentally shove them into the water...

[riastrad_ridire]

I'm sure that could be arranged. A couple of mine can be awfully clumsy.

[ex_cashcow493]

Then it appears as though the matter has been discussed thoroughly and can be dismissed now.

[ But seriously, why fishing? ] Shall we?

[riastrad_ridire]

Sure, let's go.

[Lancer produced a fishing pole from his dumb bottomless inventory collection of junk and handed it to her.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ She wields it as gracefully as she did Excalibur. ]

Yes, let us travel far and wide. [ The whole... few yards. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

[s...saber pls.]

Anything you say, Saber.

[ex_cashcow493]

Lead the way, Lancer-!! [ He did ask her to go with him. ]

[riastrad_ridire]

[AND WE ARE OFF ON ADVENTURES.]

[Actually, Lancer seemed oddly cheerful about the whole thing. More so than usual.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Thankfully Saber is unaware.

Mostly because she's oblivious to these things. Isn't it sad, Lancer? ]