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☘ 034; [video/ backdated to 3/18]
[It's 11:48 AM the day after St. Patrick's Day.]
[Do you know where your Lancer is?]
[As a matter of fact, he appears to be facedown and more or less unconscious on a couch in the Celadon Breeding Center. But that's in the background, so who cares? Holding the Pokegear at tiny, stubby arms' length is a very cheerful Audino. She smiles brightly at the camera before gingerly setting it down on a nearby table. Now one can get a clear view of the comatose and very, very hung over Lancer. The happy pink Pokemon waves a hand at him as if to say 'and this is our subject today!'.]
[She waddles behind the couch, disappearing for about half a minute before slowly reappearing over the back of said furniture; was she climbing up there for some reason? With no small amount of effort, she pulled herself up to sit on the back of the couch, sighing as she took a moment to rest. It's tough to get around when you're short.]
[Without warning, she drops from the back of the couch directly onto Lancer's spine. Wow, that looked like it hurt, but he didn't make a sound...either he's really out cold or he's dead. Paying no attention to her Trainer's plight, Guinevere the Audino very simply waved at the camera and...]
[...started braiding his hair.]
[Do you know where your Lancer is?]
[As a matter of fact, he appears to be facedown and more or less unconscious on a couch in the Celadon Breeding Center. But that's in the background, so who cares? Holding the Pokegear at tiny, stubby arms' length is a very cheerful Audino. She smiles brightly at the camera before gingerly setting it down on a nearby table. Now one can get a clear view of the comatose and very, very hung over Lancer. The happy pink Pokemon waves a hand at him as if to say 'and this is our subject today!'.]
[She waddles behind the couch, disappearing for about half a minute before slowly reappearing over the back of said furniture; was she climbing up there for some reason? With no small amount of effort, she pulled herself up to sit on the back of the couch, sighing as she took a moment to rest. It's tough to get around when you're short.]
[Without warning, she drops from the back of the couch directly onto Lancer's spine. Wow, that looked like it hurt, but he didn't make a sound...either he's really out cold or he's dead. Paying no attention to her Trainer's plight, Guinevere the Audino very simply waved at the camera and...]
[...started braiding his hair.]
video;
[Shut up, narration, no one cares. Guinevere smiles cheerfully at Saber, clearly very satisfied with showing off her multitude of talents.]
video;
Make him sing too. [ Please. It would be THE CUTEST. ]
video;
[Oh wait, she totally knows how!]
[By yanking on the half-finished braid and getting Lancer to make a noise not entirely unlike what would happen if one stepped on a Ducklett.]
video; crawls back to this post
[ Fumbling to try to shut off the Pokegear in an attempt to hide her involvement. ]
video; collects into arms
Ow...Saber? The hell're you doing?
[owwwww headache]
video; falls asleep in them u_u
[ Sorry little one, she has to out you in order to save her own skin. ]
video; oh my u3u
[THE JIG IS UP.]
[Guinevere the talented little Audino jumps off her trainer's spine and takes off for parts unknown elsewhere in the breeding center.]
video; naps all over this post now
You are rather dashing today, Lancer. [ She'll aid in the getaway by using flattery! ]