solas_ion: (the kingdom will always make its worth)
Lancer || Cu Chulainn ([personal profile] solas_ion) wrote2016-01-29 01:33 pm

☘ 061; [video/action for saffron; aromatherapy]

[Fumbled with for just a moment, the network was greeted with the mildly distressed growl of a Lucario.. This poor unfortunate creature's name was Tyrfing, and he was in a dire situation. In the background was your average Pokemon Center, with an idiot in a Hawaiian shirt leaning over the counter and smirking at Nurse Joy Sister #241.]

...I'm sorry, what? [Undeterred by the poor woman who was clearly embarrassed on his behalf, Lancer ran a hand through his hair and answered without missing a beat.]

I said, 'do you have any Awakening, because I think I just met the girl of my dreams.'

[This is happening, folks.]

No good? How about 'I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you are stunning.'

[Meanwhile, if a Lucario could physically make this face, that would be the look Tyrfing currently had.]

Er-

When I’m with you, all my cares are Pory-gone. I could Raichu a love song but I'd rather take you on a Magikarp-et ride. Do you know Tail Whip, because you leave me defenseless. You-

[Some people spilled deep secrets when their brain-to-mouth filter broke. Some people were not Cu Chulainn. Finally having enough, Tyrfing gave the camera the most unimpressed look known to Pokemon or mankind, the video moving as he stalked over and dragged his now complaining Trainer out of the building by the back of his shirt.]

[Which was just as well, because the abrupt camera angle change revealed a Chansey directly behind Nurse Joy, with the kind of dead-eyed smile one wore when plotting bloody murder. Is that an Egg Bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to be rid of him?]
doitrockapella: (SILHOUETTE ❖ see you next crime)

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[personal profile] doitrockapella 2016-01-29 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Tyrfing, I'm assuming you're going to be the one reading this, given the current state of your trainer's...well. Everything.

Still, put him on, will you please?
anexcitableboy: (open grin)

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[personal profile] anexcitableboy 2016-01-29 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, those are pretty good!

Mind if I use one of'em sometime?
doitrockapella: (DRINK ❖ oh look cobra's talking again)

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[personal profile] doitrockapella 2016-01-29 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Up to no good today, are we, Lancer?
doitrockapella: (PIN ❖ the better to burst your bubble)

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[personal profile] doitrockapella 2016-01-29 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Because I think the nurses have their hands full with people's Pokemon as it is, without you trying to...Smoochum.
doitrockapella: (TCH ❖ just throw ghost pirates at it)

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[personal profile] doitrockapella 2016-01-29 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[HAVE YOU EVEN MET HER, LIKE SHE COULD RESIST THIS.]

I'd be more concerned about that aide of hers. Flirting with someone who has a bodyguard present seems a little Chansey, wouldn't you agree?
doitrockapella: (PIN ❖ the better to burst your bubble)

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[personal profile] doitrockapella 2016-01-29 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Take care that you don't bomb, Lancer.
paladinlost: (dotdotdot)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2016-01-29 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...I cannot believe you thought for even a second that these lines would be successful.

[Is Aromatherapy making Cecil brutally honest, or are the pick-up lines that bad?

...The pick-up lines are that bad.]
paladinlost: (sighing)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2016-01-30 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Not even all the charm in the world can offset the use of fish in your flirtation. Should you not be aiming for positive attention?
doitrockapella: (INTRIGUE ❖ maybe she's born with it)

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[personal profile] doitrockapella 2016-01-30 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
You do have a knack for putting your sunny side up.
doitrockapella: (TCH ❖ just throw ghost pirates at it)

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[personal profile] doitrockapella 2016-01-30 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Your Exeggcute-ion is fine, but I'm still Exegg-cuter.
paladinlost: (flowy)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2016-01-30 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
...That would be an acceptable first step on the road to never using any such lines again, yes.
ratherbelocky: (From his mouth △)

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[personal profile] ratherbelocky 2016-01-30 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I know what I'm studying until Valentine's Day.
lieutenantantichrist: (world goin one way)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-01-30 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake crosses his arms as some feedback floats through his head, though he'd never say it out loud-]

If you had a better haircut, you might be cute enough to pull that off.

[-huh?]
paladinlost: (mature)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2016-01-30 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nurse Joy disagreed. So did her Chansey, for that matter. How can they be good, if your target audience dislikes them?
lieutenantantichrist: (let the youngers worry about how to reta)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2016-01-30 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake tilts his head toward the background on the screen, where stands the Pokemon Center Lancer just got his ass dragged out from.]

You can't be real picky when you strike out that bad.
baremyfangs: (◁ I can't see the stars anymore)

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[personal profile] baremyfangs 2016-01-30 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
(Just...laughing. Hard. This is amazing. Thank you, Lancer.)
doitrockapella: (PIN ❖ the better to burst your bubble)

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[personal profile] doitrockapella 2016-01-30 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Be careful. If that nurse hears you flirting she might get Jellicent.
anexcitableboy: (open grin)

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[personal profile] anexcitableboy 2016-01-30 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

Sorry you're striking out, but I've never gotten one of them to go out with me neither.
ratherbelocky: Art by malcolm-hargrove.tumblr.com (Cracking calculus by three △)

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[personal profile] ratherbelocky 2016-01-30 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! I'll have you know I was pretty good at this. Having seven hundred-odd new critters to add to the mix'll hardly be a challenge, once I get going.
ratherbelocky: Art by malcolm-hargrove.tumblr.com (I was born a charming man △)

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[personal profile] ratherbelocky 2016-02-03 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I was talking about the Pokémon pick-up lines, yeah. Believe me, I don't need any further schooling in the latter.
ratherbelocky: Art by malcolm-hargrove.tumblr.com (Then there was me △)

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[personal profile] ratherbelocky 2016-02-03 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That may be, man, that may be. But I'm not so competitive I mind taking second place so long as I'm already where I want to be.

[I.e. living in dad joke sin, apparently.]
ratherbelocky: (Thought you caught my sleight of hand △)

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[personal profile] ratherbelocky 2016-02-03 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Outta curiosity, you play more for quantity or quality?
ratherbelocky: Art by aromanticyork.tumblr.com (With much hidden up his sleeve △)

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[personal profile] ratherbelocky 2016-02-03 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Just wondering. I found way more challenge in the latter. Kept me on my toes.
paladinlost: (err)

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2016-02-04 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
...Perhaps it would be best to learn such tastes before starting on the puns, next time. What if you've permanently ruined your chances?
anexcitableboy: (who wouldn't love this face)

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[personal profile] anexcitableboy 2016-02-04 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, if you keep at it, you're bound to get a 'yes' sometime!
baremyfangs: (◁ walking through the city streets)

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[personal profile] baremyfangs 2016-02-15 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
A lot and you have no idea, poor dope.

Do you usually hit on women like that?